(looking At A Fictional Character) My Best Friend :] *kisses Them Sweetly*

You know what we dont get enough of?? Feral omegas! Omegas who are strong and protective! Omegas that build nests with hidden daggers or maybe even a bear trap! !

We can do better. Let our omegas be batshit crazy and maybe a little murder-y! We deserve it

coworker: oh, you like writing? cool! what about?

me, who writes the most horrifying, disturbing and tragic stories known to man:

Permanently Block tags on AO3 - Site Skin

Tutorial on how to do it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41214669

Babe, listen

Your fic isn’t a flop, it’s a cult classic. Only the coolest freaks like it, don’t worry about it, it’s great.

“my characters deserve a break” I say as I make things even worse for them

Imagining a story in your head:

Writing down the story:

Hey I went to Finishing Your Wips island. Yeah nobody knew you there :/

“I have an unfinished wip and I’m motivated”

*open gdocs and review the words ive made*

“Okay, I am now unmotivated” *closes gdocs*

So many fic in the drafts, all of them are either horny as fuck or depressing as hell.

What do they have in common?

None of them are finished.