So Many Fic In The Drafts, All Of Them Are Either Horny As Fuck Or Depressing As Hell.

coworker: oh, you like writing? cool! what about?

me, who writes the most horrifying, disturbing and tragic stories known to man:

the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.

Me trying to leave a comment on a fic I love but not knowing what to say

Me: I want to have written this fic. brain: Then write it. Me: You aren’t listening. I don’t want to write it. I want to have written it.

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Frozen (Disney Movies), Tangled (2010) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans/Murphy Stabbington, Hans & Murphy Stabbington Characters: Hans (Disney), Murphy Stabbington Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Bodyguard AU, Fluff, Romance, Victorian Flower Language, Floriography, the bumblebee is a vip, Betaed Summary:

An attempt has been made on Hans’ life and out of concern, a full-time bodyguard has been issued to his person.