MY STRIPPER GF

they say the education system takes everything very seriously with tight regulations but they didnt take into account that i completed an entire paleontology course high as fucking balls with 100% throughout <3

oohh what if i post little snippets of fics on here??

..."Why are you forgiving him after all he’s done to us?! Oh, I know this one too, Uce. Because Roman’s been manipulating you since you was a little boy!”

“Jon, please…” Jey almost whispered, unconvinced that his brother had even heard, but tears were now spilling over his cheeks because Jimmy was scaring him. The younger tried to pry his hands off his shoulders without much effort. He knew he didn’t like being grabbed like that, he knew he didn’t like being yelled at, he knew-...

sneak peek of a new fic im working on 💅💅 (hint: im obsessed with evil jimmy)

this is actually part of ch2 from a fic i havent even posted yet

currently reading abt a runic inscription on a memorial stone raised by a viking woman in memory of her two husbands and all i can say is SLAY

the last sentence on the stone is a curse on anyone who might dare to move the stone by the way

Brandon: Was tumblr a thing [back when Hungbucks won the ROH 6-man titles the first time and Matt had fewer wrinkles and his back hurt less]?

he can shove his whole (mc)intyre dick-

"yes imma grow a beard bc facial hair is hot"

also me shaving two seconds later.

CANT GO SOLO CH10???

he is rizzen babygirl! happy christmas to my starving cant go solo readers

was gonna do a whole thing but then i didn't have much time so i decided to do a quick greyscale aggie.io sketch thigny oh well

bone apple teeth <3

sefa please 😭

Saw this on twitter, and I know that’s not who I think it is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13th september...? whats next... 14th...?