hello, i am trying to get a cat okay. but my mother is v stubborn so i said if i get 600 notes can i get a cat and she said no, get 900. if anyone has ever loved me dear god please help me out
I'm having my injections today for polio, meningitis and various other things. I tried explaining to my sister that she would have to have them when she comes into secondary school but she wouldn't have it. I don't think she understands that meningitis is a lot worse than a slight prick in your arm.
I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.
Here's a picture of my doggo. He is a good boi.
This is so cute. Oh my God.
wolfstar+harry family :D
Just in case :)
Put this on your blog if it’s 100% alright for someone thinking about suicide to message you for a chat, even if you don’t know each other.
I'm glad I'm in Ravenclaw.
Professor: [yelling at a student in class] You could have seriously hurt someone! What were you thinking??
Gryffindor: [whispers to Ravenclaw] Someone is feeling crabby today...
Professor: [whips around to look at Gryffindor] Do you have something to add to this conversation? I would love to hear it! Or have you also decided to endanger students?
Gryffindor: No! I-- I just--
Ravenclaw: [quickly interjecting] Professor! I have a quick question. Did you change the color of the chalk today? I'm just asking because I feel like it's definitely made the directions much more legible, and fun!
Professor: [huge smile] I did! Why-- thank you, Ravenclaw. Okay everybody, time to get back to work.
Gryffindor: How did you do that??
Ravenclaw: I've been classically conditioning the professor all semester to like me by always smelling like their favorite flower. It's generalized to just liking me in general. It's totally unconscious.
Professor: [passes by] Ravenclaw, your work today is simply exemplary. Ten points to Ravenclaw.
Ravenclaw: Thanks, professor! [turns to Gryffindor] Science, bitch.
I'm an idiot and I can't believe it took me this long to come to such a FUCKING OBVIOUS CONCLUSION but I'm demisexual. I am SO ANGRY at myself. This would have saved me so much FUCKING TROUBLE. ARGH. I have lied. To. So. Many. People. About. Having crushes on celebrities. Finding people in my class attractive. Just. So. I. Could. Feel. Normal. I thought something was wrong with me? I was never sure if I was gay or not because I have only ever been attracted to one person. I have had conversations with my bi friend about female celebrities and who's the hottest and I just picked women that I admired because NONE OF THEM WERE ATTRACTIVE. She was like "Marzia right?" And I was like "HAHA YEAH HER TOO." And I can't tell my friends because then I would have to explain why I know I'm demi and not ace which involves telling everyone that I have a crush on my best friend. And no one wants that. So I swear to GOD past me. Why are you such an IDIOT? Now I'm stuck in a hole and I know my friends will completely accept me when I do tell them but I can't just yet because then I would have to explain crap-tonnes of shit that I've said so I could pretend to be sexually attracted to fucking Maya Hawke or Zendaya but I'm really not I just love them as people so yeah now I'm just ready to die.
In my attempt to be funny and create decent art work, this blog has emerged
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