ATTENTION FELLOW CAT LOVERS

I'm having my injections today for polio, meningitis and various other things. I tried explaining to my sister that she would have to have them when she comes into secondary school but she wouldn't have it. I don't think she understands that meningitis is a lot worse than a slight prick in your arm.

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

Here's a picture of my doggo. He is a good boi.

This is so cute. Oh my God.

wolfstar+harry family :D

10/10 would plant again

yes

Just in case :)

Put this on your blog if it’s 100% alright for someone thinking about suicide to message you for a chat, even if you don’t know each other.

I'm glad I'm in Ravenclaw.

Professor: [yelling at a student in class] You could have seriously hurt someone! What were you thinking??

Gryffindor: [whispers to Ravenclaw] Someone is feeling crabby today...

Professor: [whips around to look at Gryffindor] Do you have something to add to this conversation? I would love to hear it! Or have you also decided to endanger students?

Gryffindor: No! I-- I just--

Ravenclaw: [quickly interjecting] Professor! I have a quick question. Did you change the color of the chalk today? I'm just asking because I feel like it's definitely made the directions much more legible, and fun!

Professor: [huge smile] I did! Why-- thank you, Ravenclaw. Okay everybody, time to get back to work.

Gryffindor: How did you do that??

Ravenclaw: I've been classically conditioning the professor all semester to like me by always smelling like their favorite flower. It's generalized to just liking me in general. It's totally unconscious.

Professor: [passes by] Ravenclaw, your work today is simply exemplary. Ten points to Ravenclaw.

Ravenclaw: Thanks, professor! [turns to Gryffindor] Science, bitch.

everyone who rebloggs this post is fucking gay

Small Rant About my Stupidity

I'm an idiot and I can't believe it took me this long to come to such a FUCKING OBVIOUS CONCLUSION but I'm demisexual. I am SO ANGRY at myself. This would have saved me so much FUCKING TROUBLE. ARGH. I have lied. To. So. Many. People. About. Having crushes on celebrities. Finding people in my class attractive. Just. So. I. Could. Feel. Normal. I thought something was wrong with me? I was never sure if I was gay or not because I have only ever been attracted to one person. I have had conversations with my bi friend about female celebrities and who's the hottest and I just picked women that I admired because NONE OF THEM WERE ATTRACTIVE. She was like "Marzia right?" And I was like "HAHA YEAH HER TOO." And I can't tell my friends because then I would have to explain why I know I'm demi and not ace which involves telling everyone that I have a crush on my best friend. And no one wants that. So I swear to GOD past me. Why are you such an IDIOT? Now I'm stuck in a hole and I know my friends will completely accept me when I do tell them but I can't just yet because then I would have to explain crap-tonnes of shit that I've said so I could pretend to be sexually attracted to fucking Maya Hawke or Zendaya but I'm really not I just love them as people so yeah now I'm just ready to die.