I'm glad I'm in Ravenclaw.
Professor: [yelling at a student in class] You could have seriously hurt someone! What were you thinking??
Gryffindor: [whispers to Ravenclaw] Someone is feeling crabby today...
Professor: [whips around to look at Gryffindor] Do you have something to add to this conversation? I would love to hear it! Or have you also decided to endanger students?
Gryffindor: No! I-- I just--
Ravenclaw: [quickly interjecting] Professor! I have a quick question. Did you change the color of the chalk today? I'm just asking because I feel like it's definitely made the directions much more legible, and fun!
Professor: [huge smile] I did! Why-- thank you, Ravenclaw. Okay everybody, time to get back to work.
Gryffindor: How did you do that??
Ravenclaw: I've been classically conditioning the professor all semester to like me by always smelling like their favorite flower. It's generalized to just liking me in general. It's totally unconscious.
Professor: [passes by] Ravenclaw, your work today is simply exemplary. Ten points to Ravenclaw.
Ravenclaw: Thanks, professor! [turns to Gryffindor] Science, bitch.
I'm so proud of him :)
young dan at his worst would’ve never guessed he would be one of the ambassadors of an amazing mental health campaign and just that though alone makes me feel so proud for him, things do get better
Guys, I’m not kidding.
Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK.
Some places include school suspension or expels. Some even include jail time for multiple years.
And yes, they can find someone by username or IP alone.
Also, yes. There are methods of catching someone’s IP. Even under a VPN.
So.
Next time you get hit with anon hate?
Casually remind them you can very easily take this to the next level. And they can earn jail time while you lay back in your chair, having saved yourself and everyone else from a violent criminal.
Make sure they learn that.
(Just in case there’s a “the police wouldn’t do that” - Yes. They absolutely would.
Or a “I can handle it.” No. That person will continue to harass others as well. And one of them may not be as strong as you. So do it for them and everyone else.
Or a “It’s not that severe.” Yes. It is. People have died because of this. It really is that severe.)
Take action. And make sure the lives of these bullies are truly wrecked.
boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 asexual👏
rb if you agree
call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE
THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!
so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)
1. click “flag this blog”
2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”
3. click “someone is at risk of harm”
4. click “harm to minors”
5. type “pedophile” in the box
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU4dU07ZfRopBQroeYdpWIA
No. 4
It just smells of poo. Everyday. I walk up the lane: Poo. Driving in the car: Poo. Bit of fresh air?: Poo.
English: Toilet
Welsh: :)
English: Really?
Welsh: Little house
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
My mum keeps telling me that I need to talk to people in order to make friends. I already have one. Is that not enough?
Not to be lesbian but
not to be gay but gay
In my attempt to be funny and create decent art work, this blog has emerged
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