Reasons Why You Should Never Live In The Countryside

Reasons Why You Should Never Live in the Countryside

No. 4

It just smells of poo. Everyday. I walk up the lane: Poo. Driving in the car: Poo. Bit of fresh air?: Poo.

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HEY HI SO IM MEETING DAN AND PHIL AT VIDCON and I wanna start a project!!

I’m gonna make a book of letters it give them. If you want to be inckuded, send me a 1-4 sentence message via dm or asks and I’m gonna write it in the book! And if you wanna send them art send that in too! And let me know if you want your @ to be on there.

I hope I can get as many people as possible involved. Please reblog to spread the word. Deadline to send messages is 7/10.

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

????

And that’s my game idea.

literally-raccoon-trash - Penhereg
Evasive Maneuvers…
Evasive Maneuvers…
Evasive Maneuvers…
Evasive Maneuvers…
Evasive Maneuvers…

evasive maneuvers…

Me: Okay I'm going to try to sleep well tonight.

Me at 3am eating crisps whilst looking at Dan and Phil fanart : Fuck

Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.

Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.

Ahhh. Yay it's done!

Ahhh. Yay It's Done!

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

Due to personal reasons I will be in the area around my neck and back and I have a lot to learn

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

I saw the Ravenclaw one and instantly thought of The Hunger Games. What the fuck, brain?

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Gryffindor [Or Draco Malfoy]: What's with all these people telling me that I'm 'full of myself'? Like, of course I'm full of myself, what else is my body supposed to be full of?

Hufflepuff: Relationship goals- A relationship

Ravenclaw: If there was such a thing that could transport you to the world of a book, you certainly will never be seeing me again

Slytherin: Is it cold in here or is it just my heart


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