My Greatest Achievement Is When I Was In A Haunted Cornmaze And There Was Sections For Different Horror

Why can't I just be a royal dueling a peasant who sold themselves for a place in the guard so they could pay for their mothers illness, raising my sword beneath the bruised ans dirtied peasants chin and telling him to leave and go back to his shack as he grins pathetically and makes some flirty quip with an underlying sad but determined message?

Hey guys I just got a potato for Halloween and I'm naming it franklin

Dogs are raised to love, not to be loved. Sometimes I wonder if that's how children are raised too. Raised to ask for a hug from that hand that struck them, raised to think it's their own fault when daddy doesn't come back. Children are just dogs, and some children stay dogs until they are put down.

Crying today because I can't find a space themed poem and I can't remember any part of it except that it said that God was silence or something and it literally made me change my perspective on life for a few seconds 😔

Half-baked helluva boss oc and little pocket imp

Melohi uses he/she Pronouns and Pako uses they/them :)

did you know that 100% of all crimes are illegal?

Why do I always spend days making an oc only to giggle about them in mind fantasies

On another note my fucking Luigi screen friend keeps falling from deadly heights and I have to keep catching him

I think kids on elementary school should be allowed to go home whenever they want because when I was younger in this small charter school I remember being outside and eating onion grass and making mud pies then suddenly looking out past the chain link fence and feeling trapped. I heard the bees and the sparrows and the kids playing, and my head buzzed harder and my mind chirped louder and it was awful. I went to my lovely teacher who I thought could be my mom and told her with tears in my eyes that I needed to go home and she told me caringly that I couldn't, the day was only half over and I don't think I've ever liked school since that moment.

Don't know how to process this thought but I'll die on the hill that is if deer were people the hunters would be gay asf. Like dude, you keep pieces of them on your wall? Gay as hell. You spend hours in a stuffy box just to get a glimpse of one? Gay as hell. You can talk about them for hours? Gay as hell. We need human hunter x human deer content.