I Literally Said NOT To Harass People About It. Just That, To Me, It Feels Less Okay.

What do I do with this?

update, I've got sketches done and I'll give a little info on each one for this au

Touille was the team chef and nutritionist. But nowadays just relaxes and enjoys cooking for the others. During the "incident" that i haven't figured out a cool name for it. Basically all you need to know is Baba is a traitor.(They also are pretty sure Simon killed her to protect the others but they are wrong, but I will be referring to her as dead.) during it, he lost half his tail.

This is Baba in this au. She was the team scout and supplier. During the betrayal incident, she actually did live and went back to working for the Prototype, however she is missing a couple wool patches.

This one is my oc, Michi Token, the team's second in command and wildcard. Or she used to be. She had a very powerful magic based on the celestial body Spica in the constellation Virgo. But somehow during the incident, Baba used some sort of red smoke that completely drained Michi's powers and also puncture her lungs. She managed to survive but now uses an air filter mask and can't use magic. She is very upset about this as before she felt like she could help her team before, but couldn't.

This is Rabie in this au. She was the team's undercover agent and Intel recon agent. In this au, she had an on-again-off-again ex named Tyler and (because for some reason my brain went "what if mama ba?") is her early first trimester of pregnancy. She got a lot of wing tears and scars from the betrayal incident.

This is this au's Poe, the team medic and tactician. Nowadays he's mostly just in charge of everyone making sure to take their meds and take care of themselves. During the betrayal incident he lost his leg, which is obvious. And got a mechanical replacement which he hates as not it causes him to land awkwardly any time he flies.

This is Simon, team captain and kinda a powerhouse. He's very protective and during the betrayal incident, he lost part of his horn and had to kill Baba to protect the others. He feels guilty over it. Not because he feels guilty for attacking her, his team is his hoard and she tried to hurt them, but more like he didn't want to just kill her. He has nightmares about it rarely. He's also super rich and singlehandedly pays for the team. He's fifteenth in line of his home planet, who get buy on the export of gold(which is practically as common as dirt on his planet) but he's very wise with his money.

This is Icky Licky, he was the team sharpshooter and certified tiny beanpole. During the incident, he lost his arm, and got it replaced mechanically. He hates though, because he feels like he isn't as good of a sharpshooter anymore.

This is Maggie, she was the team powerhouse and underwater specialist. She lost parts of her fins in the betrayal incident and can't swim as fast anymore. She also has an adorable pet tarantula named Momo.

This is allister, he was also a team powerhouse, but specialized in melee and security. He has narcolepsy(not sure if it's the right word but it's the condition where he sleeps randomly). He lose his eye in the betrayal incident. Like... the entire eyeball, there's just a socket. He'll usually wear a patch over it(like a bandage patch) but when going somewhere Fancy he'll wear a crystal glass eye Simon got him

(space Rider au belongs to @onyxonline)

*Takes deep breath before screaming

.... So, I got a new phone... And didn't realize my ibis paint account didn't have cloud sync on. So all the Space Riders AU(Which I actually came up with a name for as the Nightmare Crew AU.)

..... Is gone. So.... That's a week I have to redo

(look at tags for aome context)

I dunno, I'm pretty sure Gotham PD wants him. But thats for the same purpose, so...

kill yourself, joker

nobody wants u

allow me to better this by saying even when Damian(the youngest and has a clear height difference with Bruce) does it, no one notices.

i've just decided you're all wrong and the actual funniest scenario of the league not knowing bruce has kids until they take his place as batman during league meetings is the scenario where bruce never even asked them to pretend to be batman.

when he can't make an important meeting he sends either jason or dick in his place just as themselves, because if he can vouch for them as proxys then why would the league have an issue with it? they just need to show up and say they're there to take notes for batman or something, there's no need to lie. he doesn't even realise that his identity is being stolen until he shows up after a meeting he sent a sub in for and when he shows up everyone is staring at him awkwardly.

batman: what's everybody looking at

green lantern: nothing! we're just... concerned.

flash: yeah... how was your surgery?

batman:

batman: what surgery

green lantern: ...well you ran out of the meeting last week yelling about how you were going to be late for your 'piles removal operation'

green lantern: so uh. how'd it go big guy?

batman:

batman: i wasn't here last week. jason was.

the league:

flash: who the fucks jason

batman:

batman: *slowly turns to superman, who is staring at the table stubbornly*

batman: clark-

superman: THE KIDS SEEMED SO EXCITED TO DRESS UP, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BORING UNCLE AND SAY NO!

bruce ends up calling jason in front of the league to demand an explanation and clear his name. jason straight up doesn't even remember what he did.

jason, on call: oh hey B, thought you were at a JL meeting this afternoon?

bruce: i am. what happened last week?

jason: i sent tim the report to hand over already! i didn't get all of it though, i had to leave real quick towards the end because damian was threatening to set my safe house on fire if i didn't pick him up from school

bruce: and the league let you go early?

jason: yeah i made some excuse, i think i said-

jason: *pauses, remembering what he'd done*

jason: oh my god

bruce lays his head on the table while jason laughs through the loud speaker for the next eight minutes.

Head Of The House

Listen, it's Bruce's manor, right? It's literally Wayne Manor, birthright, yada yada yada. He owns it.

But it's not his house.

It's Alfred's house, and Alfred's rules. Alfred has the last say because, he's been there longer than Bruce and Bruce trusts his judgement.

Also, because I feel like even though Bruce is super organized when it comes to stuff about his kids and being Batman, this man has no idea where stuff like his birth certificate is

He's just kinda never needed to find it? Like, he knows it's somewhere. But Alfred knows where it is.

When the kids wanna ask for something for the house(painting the rooms, new room furniture, new pets) they do have to ask Bruce, but they also have to pre-ask Alfred to make sure it's okay.

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..... I can only assume either a werewolf eats me alive or the moon crashed onto me...

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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Y'all, my cat keeps licking my feet. Wtf do I do?

DC OCs

Ah, yes, my four angels of DC

We got Darlene, who's dead but was part of the League as the alias of Claws and became endeared to everyone. So, when she up and disappeared one day, everyone was a little shooken up and distraught even if they never knew her real name.

Then we have Misha, the metahuman werewolf who kinda showed up at John Constantine's apartment one day and said "I live here now' and he legitimately just nodded, took a sip of whiskey and said "fair enough, but you're coming to work with me."

We have Shiva, the metahuman harpy often mistaken for an angel due to her pure white eyes and is fed up with being the responsible eldest sibling and just wants to sleep. Yet is also dating Klarion who reminds her to have fun.

Then we have little sweetheart, 13-yr-old Kiva, who is a cambion with pyro abilities who is super emotional and just wants to be friends with everyone.

What do they all have in common you may ask? Well, they've all been to the batcave because Misha is chill with Red Hood and Roy, and Damian and Kiva are friends. But, they were also all kidnapped as infants and raised in a cult by a bitch named Mother Veronica who sacrificed young girls to maintain immortality and killed Darlene after finding out she was helping the Justice League

Edit, forgot to add pictures

First up we got the past versions of Misha(17 at the time), Shiva(13 at the time), and Kiva(10 at the time) as well as Darlene and her Claws Alias(Darlene was 20 when she died. The characters are in this order.

Of course, we also HAVE THE BITCH MOTHER VERONICA!

Then we have the current girlies, Misha(20), Shiva(17), Kiva(13). And their alias forms, Misha is Lost'Shine, Shiva is Seraph, and Kiva is Cambion

If you're wondering why Kiva's skin tone changed, she's half demon(a cambion) and so when she got older and hit puberty, her demon genes finally activated, giving her the skin color of her succubus mom.

may I add to those that Batman has no idea how he ended up half naked, he was not knocked out at all. It just happened one second he had clothes, the next some were gone and so we're Joker's.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

I wonder who?

Claws and her villainous lover/baby daddy. I fucked up his face makeup a bit, but I wonder if you can guess who it is?

Hint: Drop Zone.