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THATS SOME GOOD SHIT!!!

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

THIS just scratched something in my brain that I didn’t know I needed!

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

I can't quite believe it's over now. Actually, I just wanted to write a short story about this Tomarry AU that came to my mind and now we're at over 60,000 words xD

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55843297

i don't think people understand how hard it is not to ship tomarry / harrymort because what do you mean they're borderline canonically soulmates. what do you mean they're PROPHESIED to each other. what do you mean they're literal parallels, had the same childhood circumstances but turned out the exact opposite. what do you mean harry's the embodiment of the light side and tom's the embodiment of the dark even though they're so, so similar. what do you mean they both have common names even though they themselves are anything but common. what do you mean they have uncountable amount of bible references that apply strictly to them, what do you mean harry makes sure to mention tom's the handsomest in the room whenever he sees him and apparently likes their connection. what do you mean their wands share the core of the same phoenix and therefore literally can't kill each other even if they wanted to. what do you mean harry wanted to gave him another chance despite everything he's done, what do you mean tom offered him his hand, what do you mean harry killed tom at the same age except the order of the numbers is reversed. what do you mean harry's eyes are the same colour as tom's favourite unforgivable (avada) AND the colour of his house, what do you mean TOM'S eyes are the colour of harry's favourite defence spell (expelliarmus) and the colour of his house. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE EACH OTHER'S OTHER HALF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARRY IS LITERALLY TOM'S SOUL??? 😭

NOT TO MENTION THESE THINGS AREN'T EVEN FANON LIKE...? lmk if i missed something though.

I REFUSE TO LET A CALENDAR RUN MY LIFE!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN LOSERS! Now drop your best sterek Halloween fics! W/SMUT OR NOT IDC! I DARE YOU.

I need help finding a fic!! But my brain isn't functioning properly as I only remember a part of it. All I know is that Snape tries using legilimency on Harry during potions class and Harry senses it and throws him out causing snape to fly across the room, everyone in the class saw everything that happened and Susan bones immediately writes to her aunt about what had happened and the next time I believe is when news spread that snape was arrested and sent to Azkaban. SOMEONE HELP ME I NEED TO READ IT OR ELSE MY BRAIN WONT LET ME REST!

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