this is the most beautiful piece of art i've seen in a long time oh my god
ac: likeafunerall
I need a fic about Sterek with that TikTok wedding trend! ASAP! Where the bridesmaids(Lydia,Allison,Eric,Kira) give the groom(Derek duh!) scandalous polaroid pictures of the Bride/groom(Stiles!!). ITS A NEEEEEEEEDDDD! THENTHEYHAVEWILDASSPOSSESSIVESEXBECAUSETHEWOLFINDEREKNEEDSTOJUSTHURRYUPANDCLAIMWHATSHIS!!!!
WHOEVER HURT THE PERSON THAT CAME UP WITH THE TAG ‘stiles dies’ COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS!!! I’m over here crying and shit! my heart hurts over these fics
There's just no escaping 😭
Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.
He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.
“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.
“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.
Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.
There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.
People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny
Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please
And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once
I told my friend today that Sirius and Regulus are such Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne Coded guess what this bitch told me. ITS SO UNACCEPTABLE! THE WOUND IS STILL FRESH!
Her exact words were ‘Regulus and Liam took coded to another level’
I’m no longer her friend. Because a friend wouldn’t hurt me more than I already am.
I REFUSE TO LET A CALENDAR RUN MY LIFE!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN LOSERS! Now drop your best sterek Halloween fics! W/SMUT OR NOT IDC! I DARE YOU.