Lilfeckingoblin - I Have No Idea

NHL hockey be like:

Hey I *clears throat nervously*

Wrote a thing.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63479356

connor gets pushed around by the kings, likes it...?

Seth Jarvis is just something else

falling on a goalie and not immediately getting up??? preposterous thats in violation of the love goalie act of '49. GUARDS. GET HIM.

as always, life imitates art and its beautiful

forsy blocking leon from helping davo as matthew puts davo in a headlock its very super villain has the love of you life in their hands and is taunting you with harming them and when you go to rescue them their goon stops you so youre forced to watch them suffer or something or other

also the ref tapping matthew hard to get his attention as he froths from the mouth and motioning roughing so intensely that matthew flinches away because he thinks hes about to get backhanded and going NO! YOU DROP CONNOR RIGHT NOW OR YOURE GETTING BOOKED FOR ROUGHING

that is a princess YOU TREAT HIM NICE STRIPES YOU HEAR ME

the ref scolding matthew so hard wow now he has 2 disappointed fathers

also benny trying to slash an oiler (persumably 18) on a driveby but the refs immediately catch it and stop it lmaoooo

please remember it was 18 who fell on bobby and not 97 and yet matthew grapples davo first the second he enters the scrum

edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 1 | 6.8.24

MORE PUPPY PLAY IN HRPF!!!! THINK OF THE DYNAMICS!!!!! PUPPY PLAY IS GREAT!!!!

this this this !!!!!! jeremy swayman literally dressed up as a dog and for WHAT

me and @hauntedppgpaints have ONLY been chatting about dogboy pat maroon, its been great

oh to be on the other end of jt miller's fond and gentle gaze.... (oh to be brock boeser)

hi. i wrote duhaime puppy play fic. since he’s barking in public and getting called doggy.

hey guys. hey. hey guys what the FUCK is the slot?

twitter review

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Tony DeAngelo

Brendan Lemieux

Pheonix Copley

Seth Jones

Caleb Jones

Shay Donovan

Ryder Donovan

Roman Ahcan

Jack Ahcan

Owen Lindmark

Max Domi

Thomas Greiss

Jack Eichel

Ryan Whitney

Teemu Selanne

Brent Burns (maybe)

TJ Oshie (maybe)

Logan Brown

Nathan Gerbe

Scott Hartnell

James Wisniewski

Tyler Parsons

Ryan Strome (maybe)

Matthew Strome (maybe)

Andrew Copp

Zach Werenski

Alexander Ovechkin

Logan Couture

Cam York

Jamie Benn

Carter Hart (maybe)

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Tristan Jarry

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Jake DeBrusk

Charlie McAvoy

Brady Tkachuk

Matthew Tkachuk

Nathan MacKinnon

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Dylan Larkin

Jack Hughes

Vince Dunn

Patrik Laine

Nolan Patrick

Mat Barzal

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Ty Pelton-Byce

K’andre Miller

Ian Cole

Robin Lehner

Eddie Lack

Tom Wilson

Jacob Trouba

Braden Holtby

Mat Barzal

Boone Jenner

Jamie Oleksiak

Dylan Strome

Tyson Barrie

Anthony Beauvillier

William Nylander

Brady Skjei