Lilfeckingoblin - I Have No Idea

always strung out, always vacant

quinn/garly, 6k, t, coffee shop au, entire canucks ensemble

"Huggy is smiling ," Kiefer says, leaning against the wall behind the cash desk. "Smiling?" Jake says, turning from his task of chopping tomatoes for sandwiches to peer down the store at the coffee counter. "At a customer?"

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

When my.. w... wehn m... when my ware...

Bayne also posting the framed pride jersey story does in fact have me in my feelings.

& I love that of all the stories Tys probably had about Sid (a guy he's played for Canada with, who was a groomsman at his wedding) he chose that one. like it obviously doesn't change the structural problems embedded in the league and the sport all the way down, but it's such a tangible way to show Bayne he belongs in hockey, too.

2023.08.26

Are they - holding hands?

No. Don't answer that question. Just let me have this. Why can't you let me have this?

canes fans: am I allowed to simp for Rod Brind’amour? I know nothing abt him. but i found this photo on twitter