This Is My Birthday Post To Dewey, Happy Birthday Motherfucker

hey remember when the vibes were so off in plymouth that quentin musty called his dad to come pick him up?? idk what could have possibly tipped him off tbh...

was it greg cronin's underage street fighting classes? is it the fact that your parents have to sign over legal guardianship and power of attorney to billet parents? the same billets who receive monthly checks from USA Hockey and therefore have it in their best interest to keep receiving those checks?

was it when they forced 15- and 16-year-olds to dress and undress in the public hallways of the USA Hockey Arena for a month until they "earned" the right to privacy? you know, those hallways that have security cameras up in the corners? but don't worry about that. the NTDP staff has plenty of experience of storing, editing, and streaming hours and hours of footage of their boys!

not that the kids have anyone to complain to, really! after all, after the Jack Hughes class the NTDP switched to 100% online school instead of regular high schools like Plymouth High or Northville High where there are, oh I don't know, mandated reporters who aren't also paid by USA Hockey, or god forbid other kids they might befriend outside of the hockey bubble.

what could possibly go wrong or unreported in a system like that? ha ha! surely not USA Hockey, who hired Brad Aldrich AFTER his sexual abuse scandal with the Blackhawks! surely not NTDP, which emphasizes "breaking down the individuality" for the incoming 15-year-olds!

(not my own words, of course. words from beloved NTDP founding member and pillar Kirk Culik, the man responsible for team and culture building, player mentoring, and off-ice conditioning for 20+ years, whose only qualifications pre-NTDP seem to be boxing coach/thoroughbred horse trainer/corrections officer, and who was later charged of murdering a 16-year-old boy)

again. i don't know what musty was possibly talking about. this is a totally normal place to make teenagers change

happy pride month :)

chapter 8 is out now woooooo

my… dustin wolf/jakub dobeš fic is underway and im rly just like wow. writing fic for yourself and Entirely Wholly Nobody Else But Yourself hits different.

need a few business days to figure out how to react to this

thinking abt dog tops againnn. idk they r just perfection like omggg r u just gonna fuck me like a feral mutt while u stick ur tongue out and pant??? ideally also drooling on me in the process, slobbering over me as u pound inside like a big filthy dog... u gonna bark at me, not a yap, but like a good hearty bark in a genuine effort to assert dominance? bite into me and tug on my skin with ur teeth? use me like a chew toy? i need it.

TSN POSTED IT!

oh my god TYY

I think Randy is probably Bad at giving head - both from general inexperience and his terrible overactive gag reflex. Which means Benson has to teach him how. Working on his gag reflex with just his fingers at first. Giving very specific instructions while Randy kneels on the floor in front of him, gently but firmly guiding him with a hand in his hair. Telling him he’s doing so good. He’s so enthusiastic, he’s trying so hard. Randy is stupidly into it, surrendering and following orders not because he has to but because he wants to. With someone he actually trusts. Benson’s into it too, more than he likes to admit. He totally doesn’t feel any weird twisting guilt about how innocent and pliant Randy is.