Love Thy Goalie And All That

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

May 29th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

let's keep it rollin'

hi since no one posted this yet (x)

he’s out there collecting big bodies like they’re pokemon

tall and small

trevor and cole my cuties

usa vs germany | 11.05.2024

sometimes hockey twitter gives you gifts

marat's hair simply unlocking everyone's aspirations of being a romance novel heroine