He’s Out There Collecting Big Bodies Like They’re Pokemon

i am going to say something so disrespectful

sid/mitch

we all know mitch has daddy issues…

coming right up!

if you ever hunger sid/mitch, 9k

"Bit old for you, isn't he?" Sid asks casually, and Mitch doesn't have any defence systems left functional to stop him from replying immediately and with total honesty. "That's kind of the point," he says, embarrassment flooding through him as soon as he does. "Huh," Sid comments, and when Mitch glances at him, the expression on his face is hard to read – thoughtful, sure, but there's something else there, some little spark behind his eyes that Mitch thinks he's only really ever seen before across the face-off dot. If Mitch had to guess, he'd say it was just what Sid's face did when he was drawing up a play, figuring out how to game the next few minutes into doing exactly what he wanted. Mitch doesn't have any interest in guessing right now, though. Mitch swallows. His throat feels weirdly dry, all of a sudden. He has no idea what he should say next. mitch sends sid a text that definitely wasn't meant for him. it works out.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dylan Holloway/Jake Neighbours, Mentioned Dylan Holloway/Jordan Kyrou Characters: Dylan Holloway, Jake Neighbours, Mentioned St. Louis Blues NHL Team Ensemble Additional Tags: Non-Sexual Intimacy, this was definitely written as a reference to the Blues polycule, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Sexual Humor, sure? mildly? very mildly., Literal Sleeping Together, i am at least the second blues author to use that tag in the past week and i think that’s great, Hockey Injuries, poor holly :( it’s a good thing he has several boyfriends, St. Louis Blues NHL Team, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Kissing, i lowkey shade the oilers a fair bit here just a warning Summary:

It can be hard to appreciate a playoff spot when your new boyfriend is supposed to be out for the first series.

(Title from Walk On by U2)

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LOOLLLLL @ Lauren talking about deserving the cup as if she is on the ice helping the team. I don't think a Stanley Cup can make her more famous, being shameless and marrying McCheater will be her most famous moment. Even though she clearly wants to be famous and an influencer, she just comes across as fake and materialistic with no standards to be marrying an ugly cheater for clout and money. Too many people think that showing their uninteresting, dumb, backboneless, selves mean they're entitled to people's attention and adoration LOL

What I don't like about their team is that they are put on a pedestal BEFORE they have won anything. And they themselves confuse ambitions and real achievements. They lost and that's a fact. When they win with a crushing score then we will talk about their greatness lol

OH MY GOD????

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Hockey Numerology pt. 7 | pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | pt 6

E / Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin / 2024-2025 NHL Season / hockey numerology / March 7 2025 Penguins vs Golden Knights / missing scene / canon compliant / angst / trade deadline

Lines have identities. If they don't, it's just three guys skating on the ice alone. Zhenya doesn't know what his line is anymore. If he’s even had one the past few seasons.

EDM vs CGY - round 2, game 1 | 05.18.22

fly gets feisty

tor@wpg 2024.01.27

Hii i just wanted you to know that I’ve been writing a CCBNCU (cody Ceci big naturals cinematic universe) fic with some friends recently. I know you’re not huge into HRPF but every time I go to write more I think of you :3

I POGGED IRL AT THIS ASK LETS GOOOOOOOO

anon i will be real with yuo . i may not read fic . but the cinematic yuouniverse . i want it to grow big and healthy .just like