@NYRangers: Garden Vibes Are Truly Immaculate, No Notes + 

Tyler Seguin has a stanley cup tattoo on his ass

Everything I've learned about this disaster bisexual has been against my will yet i am compelled by this new fact

WHAT! Is this real?? Are there pics?!?

duo

HELLOO?!??!?!? I JUST FELL TO MY GODDAMN KNEES WTFFFF

x x

oooOOOOoooohh!!!!

the whole short clip is good but 2min mark is the climax

lmao at 1min mark, re: new coach/his juniors coach: "BITCH I DONT KNOW HIS LYYYFFE. Tell all your reporter/podcast friends to stop saying i brought him on. I barely remembered he existed let alone what league he's been working in."

I woke up to a text probably like a lot of you guys did as well.

-connor mcdavid

hat AND hoodie??? and that worn voice off the top??

This man has been CRYING over guilty feelings of not being good enough resulting in the firing of his coach

1:10 mark: and ofc-- reporters being fuckin dumb enough to spur on a person clearly feeling shit about himself and his fired coach. "Like yea, we're doing badly but wtf are you insinuating with that question asshole?? That we're uncoachable??? Have u suddenly forgotten all of our recent seasons successes??? Under woody???" Love how drai starts spittin FACTS😤

Ngl that DM also gives major kris lusting after sid energy

kris is like haha no i’m not submissive. i just want to degrade the object of all my intense affections until i’ve peeled back all his perfect, protective layers and exposed his most vulnerable self, so he feels as seen and defenseless in my presence as i do in his when i put my hands on the tender, bloody heart of him. and then i’d pull him back together piece by beautiful piece until he’s whole again, but changed. my touch a brand he carries with him forever. haha, but casually of course.

fuck mondays, here’s burnzie and marchy 

here’s a video of burnzie talking about his friendship with joe thornton and then veers off into talking about his Special Teammate Marchy, so it’s not the first time he’s talked about how jacked marchy is

↳ NICO HISCHIER TRAINING WITH TEAM SWITZERLAND | 5.1.24

cup season when everyone starts cheering for opposing teams is always a treat my dash is being torn apart