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i was dying to see what tim’s face looked like after the epic hug yesterday afternoon and well i’m so fkn glad i found this.

mcjuicy

dlo OF au... who's with me

LOOLLLLL @ Lauren talking about deserving the cup as if she is on the ice helping the team. I don't think a Stanley Cup can make her more famous, being shameless and marrying McCheater will be her most famous moment. Even though she clearly wants to be famous and an influencer, she just comes across as fake and materialistic with no standards to be marrying an ugly cheater for clout and money. Too many people think that showing their uninteresting, dumb, backboneless, selves mean they're entitled to people's attention and adoration LOL

What I don't like about their team is that they are put on a pedestal BEFORE they have won anything. And they themselves confuse ambitions and real achievements. They lost and that's a fact. When they win with a crushing score then we will talk about their greatness lol

abo pre-sidgeno thoughts during this witching hour bc i just found these pics on pinterest and need i say more?

thinking about a young, stubborn, and begrudgingly omega sidney at the end of his second season in the nhl, staring down the barrel of the captaincy and really deeply thinking that he's not ready for it. due in no small part to the fact to the internalized shame he has about his heats and how, for the first time in his life, he's being forced to go through regular cycles as per the anti-doping adjacent dynamic rules set in place by the nhl. and maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal if he could just tough his heats out on his own when his week of blue placebo pills comes around but in order to keep his hormones balanced properly (because we all know how much of a freak sid is for maintaining his fleshly hockey machine- uh, i mean, his body) and minimize the time commitment that is a cycle, he has to have an alpha heat partner. and maybe that wouldn't be such a big deal if they were any good at getting him off. like oh my god, why are all alphas ages 18-25 bumbling fumbling idiots with no coordination or stamina. if he hopes to take the c by the beginning of next season, which is looking increasingly more likely and decreasingly his to decide, sid needs to be able to get his cycles down pat. something he can only accomplish with a consistent and competent alpha heat partner.

enter geno, obviously.

I went a little off the rails for a power-point-party, so I thought I'd share. Don't come at me about canonicity. Also yes, I spent hours using illustrator to make pose-able vector mando'ade.

Review from my friend: "I feel like I actually learned something?"

different kind of buzz | E | 3.5K | Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith

Will grins, face splitting into an ugly half smile, teeth covered in blood, a great big gap where his left front tooth used to be. “Fuck,” Mack moans. “Fucking hell.” “Not so bad,” Will says, tongue moving back and forth through the gap, saliva starting to dribble out the side of his mouth where it’s all slack from the novocaine, and then in a small voice, “Is it bad, Mack?”

ooopsie, the rookie sharks got to me. they got to me good. this is a little love letter to all the gross and bloody things that make hockey the best sport in the world. @crunchycrispy and @fast-burn are the true heros for fixing approx 400 errors and grinding it out in the dirty corners.

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WAKE UP KRAKENBLR WE'VE GOT MATTY BORGEN AND GOURDO BAKING HOLIDAY COOKIES

get a room