We’re Not Going Home: The 2020 Dallas Stars Playoff Run

5'4" Nathan Gerbe vs. 6'4" Travis Sanheim

Funnily enough his big naturals DO grow big and healthy 😌

Anyway. Thanks for the inspo!

i just got so filled with glee i commenced upon fitting mmy fist into my mouth ME??? INSPO?????? you sure know how to make a sicko feel loved in THIS abandoned shipping container ^_^

Why does look fucking BUFF AS HELL

Fic Rec: Mpreg- Part 2

Part 1

Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

-hold on tight and I’ll confide, by pavement, 2,602 words

A story in parts about Patrick’s life since he found out that he has the gene.

Tyler Seguin

-Untitled (A Story in Three Movements), by orphan_account, 21,540 words

Tyler finds out that he is pregnant. The other father is from his team, so he does the responsible thing and runs away.

The story is amazing!

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin

-Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon, by ukiyo91, 16,426 words 

[Podfic available: [Podfic] Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon, by Hananobira, 01:54:55 hours]

Tyler is finds out that he is pregnant as a result of a one-night stand with Jamie. Because of Jamie’s reaction the morning after the act, he decides not to tell Jamie that the baby is his.

-A Baby Story, by aseaofwords, 1,788 words

Jamie’s and Tyler’s journey for having a family.

-Wear Your Apron High, by lupinus and reallyyeahokay and uraneia, 7,949 words

AU where a pregnant Tyler is moving into Jordie’s and Jamie’s farm after his husband is dead.

-Built Upon A Single Note, by dri_br, 4,755 words

Tyler is working in a diner owned by Sidney and Evegeni (that are expecting their first child). In one of the evening their friends find out that Tyler is pregnant. 

Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

-Juno, by orphan_account, 57,114 words

Sidney is pregnant. The further along he is, the concussion-like symptoms are getting worse.

Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

-That Flashing Light, by HockeyMatchmaking, 10,030 words

Claude is knocked up at 17 after a one-night stand with Danny. After he finds out he moves in with him.

- Ice Ice Baby, by uraneia, 51,344 words

Claude is knocked up after world’s championship. Danny is there to help him. This fic is amazing. The amount of pining is perfect, I’m in love with how she wrote Danny, and the relationship between Claude and the kids is awsome.

Alex Galchenyuk/Brandon Prust

-You are not alone in this, by rsadelle, 15,855 words

Brandon gets knocked up after a certain night with Alex. I really like the complicated relationship between them, and the fact that it deals about the age difference, and different stages in careers.

GOOD READING EVERYONE!

from here

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

he’s out there collecting big bodies like they’re pokemon

nate knows the importance of proper skin care

duo