It’s So Cold Outside I Just Saw A Picture Of A Scarf On My Timeline And Whispered “need Me A Freak

Take this round earthers

Did You Know That Not Every Villain Needs A Redemption Arc Sometimes People Are Just Bad

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

Here is a piece I wrote on medium about Cara, that one trainwreck interview, sexist questions, press junketry, and miracles.

Art doesn’t make any sense

my professor who’s approximately as intimidating as a muffin keeps saying stuff like this and its so silly 

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too