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Turning Your Kid’s Drawings Into Badass Characters by Thomas Romain.

The delivery of these lines is better than anything else I’ve ever seen 

the scene where aragorn pours out eowyn’s soup gets 10000 times funnier when you remember that he’s a greasy ass ranger that has probably eaten Dirt for breakfast several times. Her cooking is just that bad. Not even the Dirt Man will eat it

The Aztecs after realizing Hernan Cortes wasn’t their beloved god Quetzalcoatl, but rather Spanish conquistadors thirsty for gold and territory

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

that previous anon is WRONG. Boys are stupid, and you are smart. You can capture one without looks ever coming into the picture.

did my mom sneak into my ask box

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