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There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

brain: why would you buy another game when you already have a plenty of those you haven't played yet

heart: VIDYA GAME

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

there is something about that person saying “Maybe so” in that popular gif that gives off the aura of this….. shakespearean swagger. you know what i mean? there’s something about it that’s so imbued with such elegant panache with the way this person looks when they say it. it’s impossible to replicate.

the updates are so ugly im going to delete my blog i f*cking hate this!!! im not joking im going to delete…like not today or this week or this month or this year even… But someday mark my words