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running out of room in an essay: the U.S.

needing to fill up more space in an essay: the United States of America, the freedom powerhouse of the world, above Mexico, below Canada, lemme pledge allegiance to that fine ass flag, God bless America, amen

confirmed

My uncle has this toy that goes from kitschy to disturbing in very little time.

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

What’s the definition of a will?

If I were dating you, I'd never let you go

*heart eyes*

twinkle toes

Your fav is problematic: Chris Pratt

his skin reacts to sun light

he doesn’t have the decency to powder his skin like his fellow Victorian nobility 

Jurassic Congress