So True.

Damn it hardison!!!!!

Are these Hardison’s shoes?!

A Continuation of "Accident".

So... This is meant to be a Continuation of a fix made by @sallyxretro-nyc-archived. And me and @jentheone12. Really wanted to see it be brought to completion. So I was ultimately volunteered to do so. So let's begin.

Sal runs to the side of the bed where Joe is laying in the hospital bed. His face has multiple cuts and bruises, and his left arm and leg were in casts. But he was awake and alive. Sal rushed to his side. "Baby what happened to you, are you ok?"

Joe smiled and wiped the tears from Sal's face. "I'm fine Sal, just got into a little car accident, no big deal, just some guy who didn't know what a turn signal or speed limit was." But it was, while Joe would not need major surgery. He would need it for his left leg because it was broken in multiple places, including his femur.

Sal smiled and gently grabbed Joe's face and kissed him. He held his hand and laughed as they told funny jokes together. They waited until it was time for Joe to go into surgery. They placed metal pins in his leg to set some of the bones back in place and repair them.

Sal waited until they brought him back, Murr and Q had stopped by and left balloons, a stuffed animal, and some snacks. Joe was in the hospital for a few days until he recovered.

When he was able to leave, he had to be in a wheelchair for a few months so the bones could heal, the doctor had told him he would have a slight limp but nothing major.

Sal helped Joe inside and got him into bed. They cuddled together and watched movies while they ate pizza. Sal looked to Joe and kissed him before cuddling into Joe's chest. Joe smiled and wrapped his arms around Sal as they went to sleep. Joe found it funny how a car accident brought him and Sal closer together.

After 8 months Joe's leg was healed and he could walk around and you could barely tell he limped when he walked. After shooting for impractical jokers, Sal and Joe headed out to a fancy dinner for a date. They ate their food and told jokes that had them laughing out loud. Afterwards Joe got serious and grabbed Sal's hand. "Sal we've been together for a few years now and there is something I need to tell you. I was driving that day because I went to a store to get you this". He pulled a small velvet box out of his hand and held it up to Sal, who was covering his mouth with tears in his eyes. Joe smiled and opened it to reveal an engagement ring. Joe smiled and held Sal's hand "Sal Vulcano, will you marry me?" Sal nodded and Joe put the ring on his finger. They kissed and the whole restaurant erupted with applause. They went home as happy as could be. Funny how an accident can bring two people even closer together than before.

The end

my ideal au

no one asked for this but here it goes

#1 pro hero deku

shouto decides being a pro hero isn’t what he wants so he becomes a teacher at ua

bakugou and deku never talk to each other ever again bc they both realize how extremely toxic their relationship is

toga gets helps

endeadvore is outed and becomes hated

m*neta was expelled and never heard from ever again bc he fucking dead

hisashi comes back from his theoretical job in america and retires at home with his wife. he’s always loved his family but his job kept him away from them so he decides to retire and go home

erasermic adopt eri, shouto, and shinsou

kiribaku bc their relationship is extremely healthy and they love and support each other

ochako is a rescue hero like 13

shinsou becomes one of the best heros in existence (underground or pro)

dabi also gets help

mama todoroki finally gets out the hospital and slowly but surely is able to forget about her abuser (bc it takes time to heal)

pixie bob gets the love she wants

kouta goes into the gen ed course in ua, and eri into the support(?) course to become like Recovery Girl

yeah, so this is really ideal and i know that this will never happen, but yeah

Any woman who truly thinks that women don't do this, and that it is the man that is at fault, or try to make it seem that way.

Then I truly believe, that your stupidity is unbelievable.

shocking

1,000 FOLLOWERS?!?

YALL IM SCREAMIN IDEK WHAT TO SAY!!! like fuck for real when I started out at the beginning of this year, I never even thought I’d have enough followers to start doing requests. I’ve worked really hard on making this blog something wicked and it means so much to me that my efforts haven’t gone to waste.  Even if we’ve never spoken, every single one of you has helped me push forward and continue to better myself as a writer and a person and I’ve made so many friends that I seriously can’t thank you all enough!! So, as a thank you for all 1,000 of you joining the party, I decided to do a giveaway!!

Three of my followers will be selected randomly and the prizes will be as follows:

1st Place Winner: 2,000+ Word Scenario + A Match Up + 3 Edits (Phone Wallpaper, Icon, and a Header)

2nd Place Winner: A Match Up + Matching Icons & Phone Wallpaper

3rd Place Winner: Winner’s choice of a Match Up OR an Icon & Phone Wallpaper

If you want an idea for what you might be getting, here is an example of a scenario, here are examples for a header/icon/wallpaper, and here is an example of a match up!

RULES

You must be following me to enter! 

To enter, just reblog or like this post! One reblog = one entry and one like = one entry! (Only one reblog/like per person please, reblogging/liking it multiple times won’t get you more entries!) 

If you win the scenario: Please be able to tell me the gender pronouns used, what character you want it to be with, and a prompt (basically just like a request you’d put in for headcanons)! An example would be:

“For the scenario, I would like Kirishima with a Fem! Reader going on a zoo date with her.”

If you win a match up, here would be an example of the information you could send in:

I’m a 5′1″ female with a caramel/mocha skin tone and dyed red curly hair! I’d say I have a curvy figure, however I wouldn’t say I’m overweight or thin. I have a ENFP personality type and I like to think I’m pretty funny and outgoing. My hobbies include baking, which is also my major, reading comics, doing anything crafty, hanging out outside when the weather is nice, watching movies, and I’m also a huuge dog person. I get distracted very easily, I suck at remembering things, and ‘Dork’ is practically my middle name by now. While I do get antsy if I stay home for too long, I also enjoy spending time just chilling by myself and I looove to nap. I’m also a bit of a hopeless romantic, but I’d never really show it unless I was in a relationship.

If you win an edit:

Please tell me what character you would like featured and what colors/theme you would like! (ex: blue and pink with polka dots, red and black with no pattern, etc.)

For the matchups and scenarios, the same rules apply in regards to what I won’t write for so if you need to, please check them out again before sending your information here!

This event will be going on for ONE WEEK from  to , so be sure to reblog/like this by then! Once the event is over, I will make a post and I will tag all of the winners so you can personally message me the information needed to get your reward made! If I don’t get responses within 3 days of that time, I will personally message you, and if I don’t get a response a day after that, another winner will be chosen!

Thank you so much again guys and I hope you have fun with this!

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

What dark topic have I just scrolled upon? What happened with the pastry? I have so many questions and concerns.

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

This was my reaction to the full story...simply beautiful.

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

I spy, you spy, let's all play I spy!!!!!

I have been waiting