I Have Been Waiting

I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

I've seen this video. I know others need to see it too.

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I may be a Christian. But I'm not homophobic. I know how to treat people with kindness and respect. Something I think your dad needs to learn.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Homosex, Hope, and butter 🧈

I'm all for it. Any fan of impractical jokers is a friend of mine. Just message me, if you wanna do or anything else.

whom would like to be my friend? :)

Damn it hardison!!!!!

Are these Hardison’s shoes?!

A proud Asexual as of 2019. And I would have a fancy black cape if I weren’t about to go to college and be really broke.

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

I hope things get better soon.

i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

my ideal au

no one asked for this but here it goes

#1 pro hero deku

shouto decides being a pro hero isn’t what he wants so he becomes a teacher at ua

bakugou and deku never talk to each other ever again bc they both realize how extremely toxic their relationship is

toga gets helps

endeadvore is outed and becomes hated

m*neta was expelled and never heard from ever again bc he fucking dead

hisashi comes back from his theoretical job in america and retires at home with his wife. he’s always loved his family but his job kept him away from them so he decides to retire and go home

erasermic adopt eri, shouto, and shinsou

kiribaku bc their relationship is extremely healthy and they love and support each other

ochako is a rescue hero like 13

shinsou becomes one of the best heros in existence (underground or pro)

dabi also gets help

mama todoroki finally gets out the hospital and slowly but surely is able to forget about her abuser (bc it takes time to heal)

pixie bob gets the love she wants

kouta goes into the gen ed course in ua, and eri into the support(?) course to become like Recovery Girl

yeah, so this is really ideal and i know that this will never happen, but yeah

Bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasy, circus trapeze-

There's a place I know that's tucked away!

A PLACE WHERE YOU AND I CAN STAY!