I Only Know How To Fend Off Sea Bears!!!! Not Real Bears!!!!!

I agree whole heartedly with you @wawakanda-btch

i know that theoretically disney held a “most attractive men” meeting to design flynn/eugene but can we just admit that they should’ve given up trying to make the most attractive animated man because they’d already done it

It's good to know that men and women do wrong, and that there are people out there who take the time to acknowledge it.

shocking

This was my reaction to the full story...simply beautiful.

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

Do you mean the little hand sanitizer things you could carry on your backpack on a weird rubber chain??? Cause if so....mine was cucumber melon. All I know is it's from bath & body works.

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

I have been waiting

I find it humorous when I ask myself why these actors who are iconic and down right amazing are in Spy Kids. But then I look at Alan Cummings and I think..... I get you. But everyone else is an enigma.

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

I'm two scoop

I’m waffle

Happy late birthday Brian Quinn!!! I've been on a cruise for a while and had no internet but I'm here now!!! 🎇🎊🎉✨🎂🎂🍰

Happy 42nd birthday to one of my favorite people! These are some of my favorite pictures of him, but it was hard to choose. I swear, this man gets better looking with age. 

🐘🐘🐘

Bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasy, circus trapeze-

There's a place I know that's tucked away!

A PLACE WHERE YOU AND I CAN STAY!