Piste Ka Cute Jud Ni ARTHUR MORGAN Way Binoang!! YAWA!!

Current mood: Optimus Prime avoiding responsibilities by jumping off an underwater spaceship only to immediately get knocked the fuck out by a passing submarine

A continuation of the venom sucking maybe for Arthur x f!reader? Honestly you could do whatever and I’d be happy!

8A8 you’re so nice aHHHHH

also this is a lot longer than i planned. OTL I HOPE U LIKE IT

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It’s been a few weeks since the snakebite incident, and after Arthur dutifully escorted you back to camp, it’s been something of a running joke between the two of you. Or, more accurately, it’s become a joke for him the same way he jokes about Marston’s swimming ability, because it’s definitely at your expense. 

“I wouldn’t walk too far out there,” he says one day as you head out into the woods at the Overlook. You have a basket hooked at your elbow, the bottom covered with a cloth so you can gather raspberries and currants. At first, you’re confused, because everyone goes out to the woods, and the only thing beyond them is the burnt husk of Limpany and the railroad tracks. Then, you see that smile start to form at the corner of his mouth, and you can practically feel the response before he says it. “I’ve seen a couple of snakes out there, and I’m headin’ into Valentine so I can’t run in and rescue you if somethin’ happens.”

You feel your face get warm at the insinuation, and spend a few moments trying to form a retort. “Mr. Morgan,” you start, but he cuts you off with a low, gravelly laugh that makes that warmth spread from your face to every part of you. 

“Just lookin’ out for ya,” he says, patting you on the back of your shoulders before he heads over to the hitching posts.

Damn him. He’s not going to get any of the world’s best pie that you and Pearson plan to make. None at all, for that behavior.

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Learn Yo Shit

1. Vaginal discharge is normal 2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary 3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear 4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine) 5. It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to 6. Having sex has no correlation of how “tight” your vagina is 7. Yeast infections are COMMON

Connor: I am the android sent by CyberLife

Me:

i want him to shoot me in the face [posting from my insta as quality is so bad] ac sspookyjim cc divxnes

FOURTEEN!!! Years old!!! And 17years!!! He’s 31 and missed ALL HIS 20s He can NEVER get those back.

MOBILE MASTER LIST (Original Works)

All of my works are Levi x Reader unless otherwise indicated.

Secret’s Out

Gossip

The Bath

The Artist

Mine *****NSFW*****

Drunken Confessions

The Tea Shop: Part 1 / Part 2

The Monster

The Mistake

Learn to Knock! *****NSFW*****

Sleep Buddies

Dare Me *****NSFW*****

The Arrangement: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 *****NSFW*****

Sleeping Naked

Levi’s First: Part 1 / Part 2 *****NSFW*****

The Lake

Cure For Insomnia: Part 1 / Part 2

The Promise of Love: Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Chapter 4 / Chapter 5 / Chapter 6 / Chapter 7 / Chapter 8 / Chapter 9 / Chapter 10 / Chapter 11 / Chapter 12 / Chapter 13 / Chapter 14 / Chapter 15 / Chapter 16 / Chapter 17 / Chapter 18 / Chapter 19 / Chapter 20 (Erwin x Reader x Levi)

Sharing is Fun: Part 1 / Part 2 *****NSFW***** (Erwin x Reader x Levi)

Recovering: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 *****NSFW*****

Kidnapped: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 *****NSFW*****POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING MATERIAL/THREAT OF RAPE/FORCED SEXUAL CONTACT

Give Me Tonight

Perfect: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 *****NSFW*****

Age Matters

New Beginning

Surprise! *****NSFW*****

Caught In The Act *****NSFW*****

The Dinner *****NSFW*****

Protective ******POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT*****

Strip Tease

Yawa ka cute

😂😂 his face when Miss Grimshaws talkin her bullshit again, and after she walks away.

"Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet" - Thich Nhat Hanh