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A continuation of the venom sucking maybe for Arthur x f!reader? Honestly you could do whatever and I’d be happy!

8A8 you’re so nice aHHHHH

also this is a lot longer than i planned. OTL I HOPE U LIKE IT

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It’s been a few weeks since the snakebite incident, and after Arthur dutifully escorted you back to camp, it’s been something of a running joke between the two of you. Or, more accurately, it’s become a joke for him the same way he jokes about Marston’s swimming ability, because it’s definitely at your expense. 

“I wouldn’t walk too far out there,” he says one day as you head out into the woods at the Overlook. You have a basket hooked at your elbow, the bottom covered with a cloth so you can gather raspberries and currants. At first, you’re confused, because everyone goes out to the woods, and the only thing beyond them is the burnt husk of Limpany and the railroad tracks. Then, you see that smile start to form at the corner of his mouth, and you can practically feel the response before he says it. “I’ve seen a couple of snakes out there, and I’m headin’ into Valentine so I can’t run in and rescue you if somethin’ happens.”

You feel your face get warm at the insinuation, and spend a few moments trying to form a retort. “Mr. Morgan,” you start, but he cuts you off with a low, gravelly laugh that makes that warmth spread from your face to every part of you. 

“Just lookin’ out for ya,” he says, patting you on the back of your shoulders before he heads over to the hitching posts.

Damn him. He’s not going to get any of the world’s best pie that you and Pearson plan to make. None at all, for that behavior.

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Who is 18+ and still is emotionally invested with Transformers here?

Reblog or like to prove that TF universe is belonged to young adults/adults too!

10 FACTS OF BEING A TEENAGER

1. You’re going to take pictures that you will blush at in five years.

2. You’re going to sing sappy teenage ballads all alone in your room when no one else is home.

3. Nobody keeps their middle school friends forever

4. You’re going to dream of finally getting out of your town, and you’re going to miss it when you leave.

5. You’re going to fall in and out of love, and one day you might really figure out what that word means.

6. You’re going to run from the police

7. Your opinions of people will change once you get to know them.

8. You’re never going to finish ALL your homework.

9. You’re going to cry and maybe, just maybe, need a hug from your mom.

10. You’re going to be on your own once in a while.

source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/30/27-truths-about-being-a-teenager_n_3799496.html

Learn Yo Shit

1. Vaginal discharge is normal 2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary 3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear 4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine) 5. It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to 6. Having sex has no correlation of how “tight” your vagina is 7. Yeast infections are COMMON

Connor: I am the android sent by CyberLife

Me:

i want him to shoot me in the face [posting from my insta as quality is so bad] ac sspookyjim cc divxnes

Reblog if you wish you could be fictional with your favorite characters!!!!!

Do you sometimes wake up and think of Levi’s dick or it’s just me

Attack on Titan (all seasons) click and drag game!

Game notes • How to Play

Please use a browser other than Google Chrome to play because the gif always locks onto its first frame on Chrome. Safari and Firefox work, please try those.

If you're on mobile, I'd highly suggest screenshotting the gifs individually rather than as a set to avoid getting the same person for everything

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• just wanted to post this since the manga is ending in less than a month I'm cryingg

• this is already the third time I've made a game for this series. as you can tell, I'm obsessed atm

• (watch me make more LOL)

Piste ka cute jud ni ARTHUR MORGAN way binoang!! YAWA!!