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post 3 star ending where Gregory makes a youtube channel and is 90% of the family’s income while Vanessa is jobless

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Check your posture, gamers by Sealguy@Sealguy1

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Testing the theory that Metroid fans will call basically anything “still better than Other M”:

A match-three puzzle game framed as performing maintenance on Samus’ powersuit. The final boss is a computer virus she picked up on her last mission because she forgot to update her AV software.

A cooking game set during Samus’ childhood as a Chozo ward following her parents’ deaths. The ingredients are unrecognizeable, and the recipes are written in alien script with no in-game translation.

A Banjo-Kazooie style 3D platformer starring the super-fast bird and those goofy wall-jumping critters from Super Metroid. Samus does not appear at any point.

A text adventure set in the aftermath of the second Zebes mission, where the objective is to successfully navigate the Galactic Federation bureaucracy and get paid for accidentally blowing up a planet.

A visual novel about a mission to an uninhabited world that turns out to be a wild goose chase. There are no Space Pirates, or indeed NPCs or any sort. The dialogue is all Samus talking to herself out of boredom.

Angelic Steel: Chaggie

Charlie: Has anyone seen Vaggie?

Husk: I think she's out back in the shed.

Charlie: But... we don't have a shed.... (walks out back and sees a sizeable shed) WHEN DID WE GET A SHED?!?!

Husk: About a week ago when Vaggie had an epiphany to try a new hobby.

Charlie: Wait. Vaggie's trying a new hobby? AND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME?!?! (stomps over to the shed and rips open the doors, instantly getting blasted by heat that's hotter than Wrath itself) Vaggie!

Vaggie: (looks up from a forge, shirtless, blacksmith apron covering her front, and covered in sweat and some soot with her hair tied up in a messy bun) What's up, babe?

Charlie: (jaw drops as her eyes turn red and scour Vaggie's exposed skin) Wha...... *gulp* What... uh... what are you-?

Vaggie: (pulls a white hot rail of steel out of a handmade forge with a smile) I figured out how to make and forge angelic steel!

Charlie: (blushing as her tail sprouts and starts flicking back and forth like a cat) You're forged angelic steel~.....

Vaggie: Uh... Babe?

Charlie: I never realized how much I've wanted to make love to a sexy welder all my life~ (slides the shed door shut and starts prowling forward in demon mode)

Vaggie: (sweat drop) .....T-Technically... I'm a blacksmith.... SHIT!!! (drops the rod, cursing at herself when she hears the steel shatter, and runs for the backdoor of the shed)

Charlie: (gives chase) Where are you going, forge goddess?!~ I have a fire you can play with!~

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

The neurodivergent urge to do this

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

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