Testing The Theory That Metroid Fans Will Call Basically Anything “still Better Than Other M”:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

Jinx Just Wants Attention

*Caitlyn, Ekko and Vi Uncover Jinx Operating a Giant Mechanical Beast*

Caitlyn: Wha-You?! You made this? Why?!

Jinx: Well…I. I just wanted attention.

Caitlyn: I still don't understand.

Jinx: Well, first I hootenannied up a biomechanical brain wave generator, and then I learned to operate a stick-shift with one of my braids and-

Ekko: Okay, yeah. But WHY did you do it?

Jinx: I wanted attention, I already explained that.

Vi: Why didn’t you just tell us you wanted attention.

Jinx: Well, making a giant death robot seemed a lot easier than being emotionally vulnerable to you guys; also, it’s kind of my thing. Like when Silco was 30 minutes late picking me up, so I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron or when Vi didn’t come to any of my birthdays-

Vi: I was in jail!

Jinx: - and I constructed an eighty-ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE UNDERCITY!!

*Laughs like a maniac*

Jinx: Well, time to get back to work on my death ray!

"To grief over something not lost, but out of reach"

This is a comic I made for my mutual in twitter's post!! I love their evil!Charlie au and got me really curious of Vaggie's mental state of it. Since we all know how Vaggie had devoted her entire purpose in life to be with Charlie and stays by her, protecting her.

Same

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

You are the Chosen One. The Dark Overlord is currently trying to seduce you to their cause. To their great surprise, you accept almost immediately because you absolutely loathe your job and your companions.