Im So Done With Seeing Articles About Kids And Screen Time That Doesnt Mention Parent Behaviors Even

bartholomew, more of em.

drew them sleeping because I'm tired and have to project my problems onto others so they get to be tired now

ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVS FROM LAST YEAR

fortinbras, after horatio tells him what happened: get thee to a therapist

peoples hatred towards tv shows filling up 57 minute YouTube videos... like, you didn't have to watch it. its okay if you don't like the new he man just don't watch it. find something you do like

Deadpool introduces Danny Phantom to the 4th wall.

3am lemon run 🍋 (as one does) in socks n’ knock off slides with your informally adopted son/human nightlight. 

doctors are so fucking funny; if you go in like "based on my extensive research and corroborations i think i have this Disease" they will immediately go on the defensive and ask you demeaning shit like "how do you even know this Disease exists?" but if you go in and play stupid and say "gee whiz i'm just a silly little bimbo who doesn't know a thing but i have symptom, symptom, symptom, and symptom" they will very eagerly be like "oh wow, that sounds like Disease!"

i hope you’re happy now

you made him cry

i dunno my little sis wanted me to make this so here you go

Mozzarella

boiii whatchu say about ookie cookie??!?

I'm gonna draw a picture of him to prove he rocks

random oc stuff lol