Me And The Boys On Our Way To Steal Your Female

Zane: I saw Kai making coffee this morning

Zane: but he made it with Red Bull instead of water

Zane: the only thing he said before drinking it was “I am going to die”

Legend of Korra, as told by someone who’s seen only LoK memes and ATLA

There’s Korra. She’s the (waterbender?) Avatar. She likes to fight things and has overwhelming hubris. She can bend every element except one and I forgot which one it is. Also she’s bisexual.

There’s a lot more kinds of bending

It’s been like 70 years since ATLA, Toph is a cop, Sokka isn’t that important, Katara is a healer, Aang is dead, Zuko is still firelord. Appa is dead. Yue is still the moon. Nobody knows what happened to Suki. Mai married Zuko and had a daughter (Izumi?). Azula is either still in the mental hospital or dead. Ty Lee? Ozai got put in jail for the rest of his life.

The cabbage merchant is important somehow. He’s got a statue

Toph quit being a cop and lives in the foggy swamp now

There are the Air Acolytes (?) idk how this works but I don’t like their outfits and there are somehow more sky bison (?) again idk

Idk who the other characters are lmao

I know there’s Asami bc she ends up with Korra in the end, uh I think there’s also Mako, Kuviera, Tarrloq (Tarrlok? I have no idea who this is), Suyin, a lot more Beifongs, Jinora, Bumi, Iroh the second, Kya, Tenzin, Amok (Amon? I think it starts with an A), Unalaq (?), more people like Sparky Boom Boom Man, a bunch of kids, one of the villains is scary and wears a mask (I want to say this is Amok/Amon/whatever his name is, but I really don’t know), Bolin

Mako is a fire bender, Bolin is an earth bender, Korra is the avatar, Asami is rich, together they are the new team avatar, I think

Korra loses her Avatar powers but Aang gives them back, then she loses the Avatar State and restarts the cycle or something.

I literally have no idea what the main plot is

Korra gets ptsd and a sick new haircut, idk if these are connected. She also no longer has overwhelming hubris.

Mako dates Asami. Then he dates Korra. Then Asami and Korra date each other.

Korra connects the spirit world to the human world at some point

LoK has a lot less chill than ATLA and we can actually see onscreen murder

Republic city is a place and that’s all I know about it. Actually isn’t the cabbage man statue there?

Each villain represents a different kind of government/political ideology/whatever. Can’t remember what they are.

The white lotus is there but they’re lame now. I think it’s the lack of Iroh.

Uh glowing women

*buff glowing women

That’s all

Jet Jack: do you have any last words

Faith: yeah I do

Faith: THIS IS FOR IRON BARON, YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

Lloyd: it costs $400 to see a therapist and $0 to tell myself that it just be like that sometimes

Nya: n no

Garmadon: SEVEN MONTHS

Chen: what’s wrong?

Garmadon: CLOUSE SAT BACK AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT FOR SEVEN DAMN MONTHS

Kai: you are shit and you are the shit mean opposite things

Jay: and you ain’t shit is an insult and you aren’t shit isn’t

Cole: you’re on some other shit is either an insult or not based only on context

Lloyd: eat shit is a good insult but eat my shit is weird

Jay: I will eat your shit

Zane: I’m revoking your speaking privileges

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Garmadon: Yeeted

Wu: yote

Garmadon: yeeted

Wu: yote

The first spinjitzu master: please I just want to know who threw Wu’s sword over the wall

Yo I decided that if I’m going to have this blog I might as well use it. So this blog is now for no-value-added reblogs. Making my own posts? Actually talking to people? Find me @hyakujuuou

This is technically my main blog and hyakujuuou is a side blog and I’m waiting for the day that tumblr lets me swap that but alas for now

redraw of an older piece while I play with my incredibly inconsistent ninja designs (original and reference under the break)