Zane: I Saw Kai Making Coffee This Morning

Morro: “I will kill you” is old, boring, overused, and not scary. “Pee your pants”, however, is new, exciting, and terrifying.

Kai: “I will pee your pants”

Jay: “your pants can’t wait for my pee”.

Morro: There we have it. The most terrifying sentence in the world.

Cole: I made some hot soup with some mushrooms I found in the woods

Kai: it isn’t hot

Cole: I made some soup with some mushrooms I found in the woods.

Zane: these don’t look like mushrooms

Cole: I made some soup with some things I found in the woods

Jay: we’re in the desert

Cole: I made soup

Faith: that is a bowl of rocks

Cole: I made

Zane: that takes no effort

Cole: I

if you open your wallet upside-down while boarding a bus it will release all your money/bank cards/IDs/driving licence etc. this can be handy if you are trying to rid yourself of all worldly possessions

Jet Jack: do you have any last words

Faith: yeah I do

Faith: THIS IS FOR IRON BARON, YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH

Ninjago as things I’ve said

Mystaké: bro why do we pay sales tax like how much is this thing? Five dollars? Aight I got a five I can buy this right? Nah man you forgot to calculate the surprise money

Kai: y’all be afraid to moan in your girls ear while I be there like *iphone alarm*

Jay: is ingedtly a valid word

Cole: what if we hid in the bathroom to skip the pep rally (and we were both boys)

Nya: principal makes a dollar, teachers make a dime, I write fanfiction on educational time

(Misako: you’re all 14 or older if you don’t know what your allergic to and how to avoid it.. it’s just...)

Garmadon: natural selection.

Tox: high energy people early in the morning? Where you find all this extra hyper at 6am tf

Garmadon: it’s awfully muggy outside today

Misako: if I go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn, I’m getting a divorce.

Garmadon: *sips coffee from a bowl*

The lumity show