Legotime - Who Up Reblogging

Kai: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Cole: definetly strong

Jay: no, definetly weak

Nya: definetly stupid

Lloyd: mom, how do I get revenge on someone?

Misako: well, you see, the best revenge is forgiving and living your life to the fullest-

Lloyd: dad, how do I-

Garmadon: brick

“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.

-Kai, probably

Kai: if you get stabbed you get to keep the knife

Jay: if you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave

Nya: guys if you get stabbed go to the hospital

Me? A not ninjago post? More likely than you think.

Jay has a tik tok but denies it even though he follows all of the other ninja and posts regularly

Change my mind

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there