Garmadon: 10 Years Ago Today, I Married My Best Friend

Jay: will you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

The other ninja: *kneel down to his height*

Jay: I hate all of you

Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Jamie Raskin for Congress

DOGE Privacy Act Requests

U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their persona

U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and Elon Musk.

Spread the word!

Misako: number fifteen-

Jay and Kai, in frightening unison: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger

*cough* lesbians

Stocks down

Wu: let me see what you have

Morro: the sword of sanctuary!

Wu: NO

Lloyd: mom, how do I get revenge on someone?

Misako: well, you see, the best revenge is forgiving and living your life to the fullest-

Lloyd: dad, how do I-

Garmadon: brick

teacher: your son said the f word in class

Garmadon: Lloyd where the fuck did you learn that