Teacher: Your Son Said The F Word In Class

Area 51 raid AU

“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack

“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane

“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle

“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia

Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith

Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow

Misako: my dreams were shattered years ago

(kid)Lloyd: how many years

Misako: how old are you

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

Misako: we usually call these events “traumatic incidents”, not “bruh moments” or “big Ls”

*cough* lesbians

Wu: release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind :)

Lloyd, screaming:

ūwū

Cole: everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.

Jay: Cole

Jay has a tik tok but denies it even though he follows all of the other ninja and posts regularly

Change my mind

Principal: I’m sorry to both of you, Lloyd set the school on fire

Garmadon and Misako: arson?

Principal: yes, your son