Yes, He's (an Asshole / Embarrassing Himself / An Absolute Loser), But He's (doing It On Purpose / Trying

Sometimes i wonder how Phillip Hamilton intended to be "like [his] father but bolder" when his father is literally ALEXANDER HAMILTON, but then i remember he arranges a threesome with two girls upon meeting them then goes and challenges a stranger to a duel (historically he was drunk when he did this and only sobered up while he was stood there about to duel him) and im like oh okay then. any bolder than good ol a.ham and you verge on being really self destructive and kinda horny.

(also not only his he his fathers son he is also clearly related to eliza cos he was like "hello mr eaker how was your show :))))))" )

the spam liking is very appreciated it’s good to know someone approves of my 3am shitposts so thank you for that <3

im glad im making people happy tbh

i know lots of content on tumblr dot com isn't the most thought through but all of it, all of it is made straight from the heart and i dont think you get that on many other websites

(also I have my likes on private so i kinda js like everything mindlessly while i scroll)

Everything sucks and I am not okay.

Okay then. Try these things. (mainly for neurodivergent people but really its for anyone who has a problem but Doesn't Know What)

SHORT TERM- i feel bad right now and need immediate relief

Get off your phone. Seriously

Drink a glass of water

Eat something with protein

Shower if you haven't already

Brush your teeth

Tidy your space a bit

Open a window and stretch your legs or go outside on a walk if you can

Say something nice to someone

Put on some music. Something relatively happy

Hug a living being (pet, sibling, parent, etc)

Change clothes or feel a nice texture or listen to some 8D music. Sometimes its a sensory thing

Get something small done. Reply to an email or something

Do something creative. Draw, write, sing, whatever

Learn some cool new information

Talk to someone. Phone a friend, talk to your parents, text someone, etc

Read a damn book (fanfic counts)

Sleep, or if you can't manage that, try to relax or meditate for 5 or 10 mins

If you have over excerted yourself physically mentally or emotionally, gove yourself a break.

LONG TERM - ive been feeling bad for a while and want to get a bit better overall

Try to talk to someone about life generally. You might just figure it out

Stop making suicide jokes. Yes, that includes ironically saying "i want to die" at any minor inconvenience. for me, this was changing it to "im going to commit a war crime" or "I'm going to buy a completely unnecessary amount of clothes". Be ridiculous with it. Keep the comedic value.

Stop being self depricating. Failed a maths test? "oh im just really bad at maths" turns to "my maths skills are unmatched. im a genius" it can be sarcastic. then youll get used to complimenting yourself and will do it unironically out of habit

Change something. For me this was cutting my hair. i felt out of control. i cut my hair because i couldn't do anything else. this could be joining a club, buying new clothes, dying your hair, choosing a new perfume or deodorant. Anything that makes you feel in control

I might add more to the long term list in the future but this is it for now. You will get better, the silly little guy on the internet believes in you <3

"Am i worthy of this thing?" "Do i deserve it?"

So irrelevant.

Do you want it?

AAAH OH MY GOD THANK YOUU your art style is so pretty and i love the colours <3 !!

Lovegood

Sorry @leftoverspacedust I accidentally gave her a whole family

impossible level challenge: get @cottagecoretree to interact with people here on tumblr dot com

here you go:

My life down I shall lie Should restless spirits try To play tricks on your sacred mind

-The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, by The Smiths

Oooh i like the smiths but idk that one ill check it out

@iloverocks51 at bros house to do work!! (no work is getting done)

me because my friends think im hurting myself again but its genuinely just cat scratches this time but ive used that as an excuse too many times

What do you scroll for? What are you looking to find?