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coffee: always frantic, has a crammed schedule, never stops consuming caffeine, will agree to go to a party even if they have a six a.m. shift the next day
bujo: organized, likes to makes lists and keep track of things, plans outfit the night before, stresses when they get a grade less than a B
oops: stopped caring in the third grade, somehow manages to get okay grades, never studies, kind of lazy, would eat Waffle House at 3 in the morning
sweatshirt: is trying as hard as they possibly can, has to study and work hard for their grades, constantly stressing, has social anxiety, tries to do every extra curricular under the sun
aesthetique: probably vegetarian or vegan, has a “mom jean” 80′s aesthetic, glorifies local cafes, wants to live in Europe, always wants to cut their hair
gothique: black clothes only, still stans my chemical romance, uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism, desperately wants some tattoos, likes the black lipstick look but too shy to do it
old school dracula: dramatic, probably a theatre kid at some point, loud, likes black n white outfits with accents of red, v into long flowing clothes, fan of sharp eyeliner and a classic red lip, melancholic, sexual tension, will not shut up about being cursed to live as an immortal corpse, rambles a lot, weirdly big on manners, extemely attracted to morticia addams (like. almost too much)
vaguely old immortal: always has at least the top three buttons of their shirt undone, likes muted colors, likes soft makeup but doesn’t wear it a lot, uses weird turns of phrase or speaks poeticly, closed off (especially about their past), long nails for piercing the skin of those they feed on, wears a locket, stares off into space a lot, has called you a random name like “willamette” at least once, bad with technology, always making things unnecessarily philosophical, hasn’t had a haircut in at least a decade, bisexual
2000s bloodsucker: dark hair, emo and/or goth, whiny, dresses exclusively in black and gray, wears a ton of smeared black eyeshadow or no makeup at all (there is no in between), listens to either screamo or stuff like creature feature, big on layers, broods in the shadows, sleeps in a coffin, will throw rocks at your window at night to get your attention, shows off fangs at every opportunity, says a spooky catchphrase before drinking your blood
modern heartthrob vamp: piercing eyes, everything about their look is sharp and clean except their hair which is always messy, sort of preppy, plays a lot of instruments, well-liked but quiet, polite, would walk you home at night if you didn’t feel safe, never kills when they feed, does the single drip of blood falling down their chin thing, really into math or literature, knows a lot of random facts, can work an antique sewing machine as well as a smartphone, cries at sad movies, likes the rain
stressed new turn: anxious, usually confused or lost, disheveled, makes a big mess when they bite someone, has spent at least a week wandering the woods, has lots of cinematic “what have I become” moments while staring into the bathroom mirror, listens to keaton henson and daughter, has been wearing the same outfit for five days, always has a headache, messed up sleep schedule, dissociates, reads books about vampires at the library but is too embarrassed to check any out, existential guilt, secretly wishes they could apprentice with an older vampire, androgynous
goblin vamp: chaotic, shaved head or uncommon hairstyle, never tries to be discreet about being a vampire, likes parties/raves/concerts, drinks bloodbags like Kool-Aid jammers, dresses tacky, loves garlic bread, most likely has shitty stick n poke tattoos, thinks all vampire movies are hilarious, takes selfies in graveyards, trespasses a lot (especially into abandoned buildings), impulsive n reckless, either has a vulture culture blog or a punk aesthetic blog, listens to peppy indie music while feeding, very gay
reverse goth vamp: hair dyed bleach blonde, very friendly and talkative, loves animals, will babysit for you like whenever, likes hawaiian shirts and shorts, favors light and bright colors, surfer aesthetic, vampire positivity, wears a ton of sun screen and big floppy hats so they can go out in the sun, pours blood on snow cones, only drinks from volunteers/blood doners, likes swimming, probably has SAD, loves cartoons (especially fun cartoons about monsters like Ruby Gloom), into pop or upbeat acoustic music, longboards or rollerblades, wears pronoun pins
vampire that everyone thinks is a werewolf: is a jock but only plays indoor sports, fairly hairy, all dogs love them, can drive, either wear their hair in a ponytail or down and unbrushed, cute smile, doesn’t like wearing makeup or dressing up, sweats or athleisure, good at party games, has gotten “yo dude I dare you to drink my blood” more than once, has accidentally gotten alcohol posioning from drinking too much drunk blood, goes out for runs at night, loves sleeping in, hunk/bear or butch
tag yrself
trying to sing low and then my voice cracked on me and i started crying
someone told me that everything was solved and i cried then and there
was running laps in gym and my tear ducts decided to activate
someone told me different stretches to do to help an injury and i cried silently for some reason
a family member asked about medication and my brain was like 'time to cry'
i was talking to someone about social stigma and started crying???
What have you cried at on your period? (or even not on your period what's a time you started crying for no reason)
Huh... what if I’m the entire horizontal x axis. ... I guess I’m a workaholic straight liner.
Huh... what if I’m the entire horizontal x axis. ... I guess I’m a workaholic straight liner.
were you a "mud potion, picking up worms with your bare hands and trying to climb every tree you see" weird kid, a "sadistically playing god with your barbie dolls/action figures/plushes" weird kid, or a "devouring entire novels in a single afternoon and then writing wish fulfilment self insert fanfiction for them before you even knew what fanfiction was" weird kid?
looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life
big things happening on twitter
[ID: a screenshot of the “Bad Art” coloumn of the table shown in the original tweet.
The sections are: “makes you feel weird”, “saps energy”, “sets off a downward spiral”, “confuses the mind”, “produces stagnation”, “weed” (as a drug analogy), “unstructured and obsessively anti-rhythm”, “instinctively recognised as a scam”, “a malevolently bad map”, “obfuscation, lies, resentment”, “wises to destroy the canon”, “mocks the concept of values”, “enfeebles life”, “spits on beauty and actively celebrates ugliness”, and “bad art is whining, coping, seething, and a waste of time”.
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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist
I'm a mix of hogwarts and neverland myself :)))
-,’ types of people ,’-
hogwarts: bloody noses, always trying their best, warm sunsets, late summer nights, sharing secrets, messy hair, movie nights, stargazing, wanting to explore the world, standing up for friends, dogs, loud laughs, fuzzy sweaters
narnia: pale white snow, red cheeks, hot tea, fantasy stories, neat notes, big scarves, early morning walks, soft smiles, cute coffee shops, calming energy, cold hands, friendly eyes, wanting to learn more, astronomy geeks
middle earth: ancient souls, coffee, old bookshelves, history nerds, loves mythology, feels at home in the forest, always up for an adventure, oversized hoodies, high grades, striving to be the best version of themselves, cats
neverland: believes in fate, doesn’t care about opinions, flower fields, standing up for what’s right, honey, photography, amazed by the universe, kind souls, often lost in their own thoughts, friendliness, loves the stars, artistic
Androgynous anime protagonist
Funny feral weed man
Cool witch
Brown mage
i know most of you are like “shut the fuck up and draw cats instead of being sorry for not doing that” but like…. heres this instead of the content you followed me for
Eh...? I'm like, the least competitive person in the world lol but most of it is fairly accurate
hello
found this and its kinda cute if anyone wanna join :3 here
npt
@lianthestick @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @purfectmocha @butterfliesareamyth @dragonerd8224 @aidens-ocean-galaxy @weewooooweew @redwidow616 @starzzz4 @beetelz @scrumblewonk @loulooser @a-purple-girl @whydousernamesevenexist +open
sorry if I forgot anyone im tired now and my heads all fuzzy so .
tag yourself ; types of artists
writer - biting their lip in concentration, always carries a pen, powerful looks, takes showers at 4:00 am, adrenaline rushes, sits outside during thunderstorms, flickering street lamps, tired gazes, procrastinator, collects words
sketcher - wants long hugs and little bits of affection, soft hair, too much coffee, messy doodles during class, has plants beside their bed, loves dark chocolate, cares a lot about their friends, always sketching, often visits art museums
painter - sometimes likes how the palette looks more than the painting, i’m fine ™, pushing a paintbrush back and forth on a canvas bc they find it calming, getting high to feel something, cotton candy flavored ice cream, visual learner, associates certain people with certain colors
actor - wears one pair of sneakers year round, listens to musicals, sorta depressed, loves ancient mythology, talks to the new kid, messy backpack, a complete narcissist yet also extremely self-deprecating, pretty lips n eyes
musician - scribbles down song lyrics at 5:00 am right before crashing, is trying to learn 6923 instruments at once, aesthetic ™, does good in school, extensive skin care routine, pretty bedroom, loves to watch the sky turn pastel rainbow during sunset
photographer - finds beauty in little things, will risk themselves to get a good angle, kinda shitty past, dilated pupils, lives on energy drinks and granola bars, appreciative of the world, overthinker, primary colors
types of people - soft words
aeonian (everlasting): childhood friendships, tire swings, easily excited, listening to classical music, crowded ice rinks, inside jokes, watching old shows, nostalgia
ephemeral (lasting for a very short time): high school crushes, doubt, fake smiles and laughter, heartache, rush of cold air, overthinking
dulcet (sweet, sugary): the feeling of wanting more, insercuity, soft smiles, eye contact, talks at 12 am, heartfelt kisses, holding hands, sleepiness, bright eyes
opulent (lush): meeting someone new, comfortable silence, saying things in unison, light through the trees, birds chirping, staring at the clouds
zephyr (a gentle breeze): early morning road trips, sitting outside in the evening, compromise, long hugs, stargazing, giggling, making a pillow fort, relaxing
cupidty (eager or excessive desire): floral scents, golden sunrise, glowing moons, walking in the forest, picking flowers, rose gold jewelry
days of the week;
monday: snoozing your alarm clock, navy, seeing the moon in the morning, vanilla ice cream, writing poetry, blurry photographs, windswept hair, iced coffee
tuesday: seeing a cat on the street, a light rain shower, untied shoelaces, indistinct music from someone else’s earphones, empty coffee shops, denim jackets, long train rides
wednesday: pastel highlighters, drinking water, group laughter, plucking daisy petals, floral scents, counting down to a birthday, peonies
thursday: old books, a downpour, telling the truth, comfortable silence, hand holding, wrapping a gift, the smell of leather, reminiscence
friday: neon lights, sweet cravings, a little bit drunk, falling in love with a stranger, remembering your dreams, cherry red, late night showers, desserts at midnight
saturday: watering plants, childhood cartoons, a bowl of cereal, meeting someone new, waking up early and laying in bed, spontaneous plans, sitting on a rooftop
sunday: strawberry smoothies, golden hour, a soft feeling of wistfulness, lazy afternoons, 4pm naps, lofi mixes, deja vu, long daydreams, lighting sparklers
done nothing wrong, but I have some similarities with most of them( except Won that lil shit, heaven forbid the day any of us become like that)
tag urself meme moon lovers edition! im confused
Tag Yourself: Waterways Edition I know this meme is dead, but I enjoy shitposting. For left to right: Imanol, Kalliope, Josepe, Paco, Mikel, Alba, Dores, Peuk and Captain.
I'm over 5'5/ I wear glasses or contacts/ I have blond hair/ I often wear sweatshirts/ I prefer loose clothing over tight / I have one or two piercings/ I have at least one tattoo/ I have blue eyes/ I have dyed or highlighted my hair/ I have or had braces/ I have freckles/ I paint my nails/ I typically wear makeup/ I don't often smile/ Resting bitch face/ I play sports/ I play an instrument/ I know more than one language/ I can cook or bake/ I like writing/ I like to read/ I can multitask/ I have never dated anyone/ I have a best friend I have known for over five years/ I am an only child
I shouldn't have to say this but
EMH SPOILERS
"YOU COULDVE FUCKING SAVED US"
*jeff's "corpse" is present*
Me: sHOW ME THE CARFAX
*insert noah wandering with his usual tagline*
*vin saying fuck a number of times*
coming from water. because mh did it so it must be clever
using a radio tower. because the arrival made money off of it and so could we
hABITS HAND IS TWITCHING
is that bitch on the audio fairmount evan??? regular evan?? what fucking punishment??