"get Out Of Your Comfort Zone"

its me and my silly little fantasy books against the world (i havent read most of them and dont intend to)

tumblr holidays are getting out of hand. i could get behind the ides of march but neil banging oit the tunes day?? really?

"no beta we kayak like tim"

Life may have exhausted me, but I haven't exhausted life yet.

@iloverocks51 at bros house to do work!! (no work is getting done)

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

how me and my best friend feel after i pull her aside to tell the darkest most outrageous inappropriate jokes which if said in a group, could send us both to therapy (shes giggling) ((we have a broken sense of humor))

GO WHITE BOY GO!

....NO WHITE BOY, NOT LIKE THAT!

W-WHITE BOY I DON'T THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYONE FUCK IT UP THAT BADLY BEFORE!

I've seen inside your head and I'm doing surgery on the parts that still wish you were dead.