Wade Is Always Winning At The Pay Attention To Me Game.

Page 1/3 of a comic featuring Wade Wilson and Miguel O'Hara.
Two horizontal panels.

In first panel Miguel is focused on reading an ancient "Modern Particle Physics" circa 2013 book. He is laying in bed with his back propped on Wade.
Wade is wearing pink sanrio tshirt. He is cuddling to Miguel while also very subtly fondling Miguel's massive pecs.
Wade: Seriously Kittens, with tits like this you can nurse like a gaggle of children!
Miguel: mhm.

In second panel Wade spreads his arms with a little halo behind him.
Wade: We should have them!
Miguel still focused mostly on the book flips it to the next page.
Miguel: mhm. Sure.
Miguel: Pray tell how are you planning to get me pregnant?

Page 2/3 also split to two horizontal panels.

In first panel very proud of himself moves his arms to his hips. He is stating the obvious:
Wade: NO!
Wade: I want to be pregnant!
Miguel still is unphased and reading the book.
Miguel: mhm.
Miguel: Well, in that case I'm all for equal division of labor.
Miguel: Go ask Logan to get you pregnant.

In second panel background changes to ping hearts that are sourced at Wade's motherly instincts.
Wade: But I want cute spider babies!
Miguel who is still too focused at the book: mhm...

page 3/3 split into two square panels a t the top and one horizontal panel at the bottom.

First panel has a closeup on Miguel's face. Wade is wiggling his fingers in front of him with a commentary of:
Wade: With cute little leggos~~~~
Which finally makes Miguel to pay attention all thanks to very bad mental image.

In second panel Miguel looks up in mild panic mode.
Miguel: Wait what?!

In third panel Wade is sitting on the bed with his head propped on his hands. He is all ~~~<3 towards Miguel who in turn is gearing up for a long lecture about everything.
Miguel: That's stupid!
Miguel: Spiders hatch form eggs so no pregnancy for you.
Miguel: And they are not mammals so they don't nurse.
Miguel (starting to get sidetracked): I mean there is Toxeus Magnus spider that actually does in a way but that's and outlier and... (the rant continues for at least an hour after that)

Wade is always winning at the pay attention to me game.

In this case grand prize is hour long lecture about spiders reproduction (and also genetics, don't forget the genetics ;P)

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