Does He Have To Be Soo Adorable And Squishy 😭

unfortunately this one's a -10/10 bc thats not actually a pet name in french. 'mon rayon de soleil' would work better, not my fav but def better than ensoleillement

rating french pet names regulus could call james as a frenchie

chéri kinda hard to picture it bc ppl my age dont rly use it anymore, but it was the 70s so. kinda overused but it means 'dear/darling' which is cute and literal translation gives 'cherished' and i love that. 7/10

bébé he wouldn't. in french bébé is wayyyy less cuter and loving than baby in english. 2/10

mon cœur I LOVE IT. 'my heart' xsuujzaii such a cute pet name. so so so good. my fav. i also think if james had to pick a french pet name to call regulus it'd be this one cuz reg is the heart of the lion <3 20/10.

ma vie it means 'my life' so it could be cute in theory but thats literally how i call my girlies i can't take it seriously. 1/10

ma mie/ma moitié literally no one uses it in france anymore i only know this term bc old books. i know other french ppl would disagree with me but i find it so cute i mean 'my halff'?? i love it. 7/10

mon amour 'my love' is a classic obvi. tbh, not a lot of french ppl my age use it and its a shame i would die if someone called me that. 9/10

ma beauté 'my beauty' is cute but also only family member have called me that so i can't quite picture it. 5/10

mon ange ugh i love love love this one. adorable. underrated. 8/10

ma puce i hate this one. i only let family members. i see a lot of adult men calling their wife/girlfriend that but it doesnt give. 0/10

my personal ranking:

mon cœur

mon amour

mon ange

chéri

ma mie/ma moitié

ma beauté

bébé

ma vie

ma puce

I'd kill for a Michael Clifford solo album

my favorite 5 seconds of all time

i need a presque vu playlist because i write better with music, so suggestions are welcome!!

i can’t believe 5sos is soundchexking blender rn it sounds so good

jude, do not trust whoever said sirius and barty would be named "bitchkiller", they lied to you. it's deathstar.

BOTH ARE ABHORRENT?? christ ALIVE you poor people need to escape the shackles of adjective/noun ship names!!!! call them sarty if you must!!!!! blood of jesus!!!!

Erotic Nightmares | One Shot

Fandom: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)

Pairing: Calum Hood/Michael Clifford

Word Count: 23.7k | Rating: Explicit

"Hi, there. I'm Michael," they smile sweetly, cheeks rounding and face squishing cutely around the soft gesture, "I'm a demon,"

Huh.

What the fuck?

Calum is being haunted by an odd sex demon. Love ensues.

Tags: Succubi and Incubi; 5 + 1 Things; Supernatural Elements; They/Them Pronouns; Falling In Love; Pining; Incubus and Victim to Lovers; (find the rest of the tags on ao3)

LukeHemmings: Tomorrow 9pm PT

calum is also avril lavigne

he was a sk8er boi she said see you later boi........