Every Sunday I Wake Up Hoping Ashton Irwin Remembers How He Said He Was Gonna Make Us Voice Notes Every

I don’t want a bf/gf. Give me a man that will agree to raise the demon’s child with me, that will run into a burning building then scream my name, that will drink himself to tears because he lost me, that will look through a book of planets to find somewhere where we can run away together, that will know me so well we could switch bodies and no one would ever know except us, that man that would be my friend for four thousand years. Give me that man.

having online friends and touch as a love language is a struggle

I want jock on jock violence next season. I want to see Jason Carver come for Eddie Munson, only to find Steve Harrington with a bat and ready to swing back and forth because now he's friends with the devil's spawn.

im lying im going to have an crisis about it

just found out im always gonna be me for the rest of my life don't call don't text

sirius ‘bros before hoes’ black and james ‘i seriously misinterpreted that’ potter

find the difference between michael's shirt and the picture of malum. you can't

(thanks @lukemichaelcalumashton for providing the EXACT malum pic to illustrate my point)

i know i already sent a cow today but i look what i made

cowlum hood!!

I’m honestly cackling over this. The bucket hat really sells it. Thank you my dear!

There’s nothing like the rain nothing like the rain when you’re in Outerspace. If you even care

I hope I’m not just an annoyance to you but also an object of your pathological psychosexual rage