find the difference between michael's shirt and the picture of malum. you can't
(thanks @lukemichaelcalumashton for providing the EXACT malum pic to illustrate my point)
wearing a mask
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stop being sad at esc no one cares
didn’t margaret literally just asked for 5sos fans to stop harassing her
chéri kinda hard to picture it bc ppl my age dont rly use it anymore, but it was the 70s so. kinda overused but it means 'dear/darling' which is cute and literal translation gives 'cherished' and i love that. 7/10
bébé he wouldn't. in french bébé is wayyyy less cuter and loving than baby in english. 2/10
mon cœur I LOVE IT. 'my heart' xsuujzaii such a cute pet name. so so so good. my fav. i also think if james had to pick a french pet name to call regulus it'd be this one cuz reg is the heart of the lion <3 20/10.
ma vie it means 'my life' so it could be cute in theory but thats literally how i call my girlies i can't take it seriously. 1/10
ma mie/ma moitié literally no one uses it in france anymore i only know this term bc old books. i know other french ppl would disagree with me but i find it so cute i mean 'my halff'?? i love it. 7/10
mon amour 'my love' is a classic obvi. tbh, not a lot of french ppl my age use it and its a shame i would die if someone called me that. 9/10
ma beauté 'my beauty' is cute but also only family member have called me that so i can't quite picture it. 5/10
mon ange ugh i love love love this one. adorable. underrated. 8/10
ma puce i hate this one. i only let family members. i see a lot of adult men calling their wife/girlfriend that but it doesnt give. 0/10
my personal ranking:
mon cœur
mon amour
mon ange
chéri
ma mie/ma moitié
ma beauté
bébé
ma vie
ma puce
this gender shit is not funny anymore
this is actually the funniest thing that has ever happened