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i feel like my ranking will change tomorrow except for the top 5 (which is the exact order i would’ve ranked them in)

Dripping like Honey

Michael can’t seem to escape Luke and her wild ideas. She doesn’t really want to

on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39205158

Rating: E

for @escapesos

Hello! Today is Peyton’s bday! and as such, I wrote a little fem smut for them. Nerdy Fem Michael and Punk Fem Luke just fucking around in as many places as they can. Please enjoy!

Peyton, my love, Happy Birthday! You are a light in my life and a constant joy. I adore you and spending time with you. Love is stored in the listening parties and teleparties! You bring joy to my life and my vibes and I love you!

And thank you to @valiantnerdtm for the read over.

im about to pass a four hours long exam during a heatwave and all i managed to eat was a slice of bread

Sometimes, i just want to be in the fluffiest coffee shop fic, with clumsy love notes written on napkins and jazz music in background

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Hellooo! I am literally so excited to share this fic and I don’t even know what to say but aaa!! I do have to express the biggest thank you to two of my favorite people in the world, Maya ( @calumsash​ ) and Myle ( @satellitesunset​ ) specifically for helping me write so much of the social media aspect of this fic. I’ve never spent so much time formatting a story ever lol and even if you don’t read it, i would love for you to just LOOK at it because WOW that formatting is sexy.  Hope you enjoy it!! aaa

Summary: Maybe the sunrise doesn’t matter much after all. Calum can watch the sunrise any day. How many days will he get Ashton like this? Shirtless, sporting bedhead in a hotel room, with just the two of them for a few lazy hours alone? 

Soon enough, they’ll be back on the tour bus and Calum won’t be allowed to hold Ashton’s hand anymore.

Word Count: 20,718

Pairing: Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin

Rating: Explicit

READ ON AO3

my priv snapchat story is probably the worst place ever i love it so much even if im probably the only one laughing

middle aged men making thirst traps to olivia rodrigo will always be weird btw they know exactly what audience for these videos will be

5SOS: Whaddya wanna hear live? #The5SOSShow

everyone: are the italians gay

german commentator: aw like two brothers

Regulus: one time when i was in 1st grade i had a crush on a boy but i didn't know what to do about it so i wrote him a note threatening him to leave town

James: that was you???