Sometimes, I Just Want To Be In The Fluffiest Coffee Shop Fic, With Clumsy Love Notes Written On Napkins

ewwwww a ballad ew ew ew 

Regulus: one time when i was in 1st grade i had a crush on a boy but i didn't know what to do about it so i wrote him a note threatening him to leave town

James: that was you???

as a welcome back to tumblr present here’s these malum coupley pics for your enjoyment

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GREET A COMEBACK

you’re the only one who makes me

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 5.1k

Tags: Threesome, Dirty Talk, Light Dom/Sub, Hair Pulling, Degradation, Risk Aware Consensual Kink

Summary: “It is!” Michael cries, crossing his arms over his chest. Ashton’s arm tighten around his waist, pulling him closer to his chest. “The last time I got, like, properly roughed up was before I finished puberty. Which sucks. Nobody wants to rough me up anymore and it sucks!”

Maybe, he’s whining a little bit, and maybe he’d be a bit more embarrassed about it if he wasn’t so genuinely frustrated. But sometimes he just needs to be thrown around or hit a little bit to get the release that leaves him completely sated, stress-free, and he hasn’t gotten that in so long. And now, when he’s trying to share his feelings like Ashton’s always telling him to, he’s being laughed at. 

After a few seconds of the tv filling the space where his best friends should be consoling him, Calum finally laughs, “You’re so stupid sometimes.” 

happy birthday @le-suspect ily 

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i think when james started flirting w regulus sirius didn't rly mind bc thats just james, and maybe he was even pretty happy to see james treat reg as he would any other of his friends. then he noticed regulus started to blush bc of the flirting and he was like "wait a fucking minute"

whenever i read a marauders with badly translated french/spanish/italian etc i don’t really care bc i know the author tried their best, and it gets the point across that such character can speak such language anyway, and it just doesn’t impact the story. whatever.

HOWEVER, if you’re gonna make a character use a pet name from a language you don’t speak, please look up a list of pet names from that language rather than translating a pet name directly from english. not only does it NOT work, it’s also sometimes very bizarre.

for exemple, there was this one fic where sirius wanted to say ‘babygirl’ in italian and the author translated it to ‘bambino’… which means child/little boy 😭

Can self-proclaimed progressive people stop using fat bodies as "necessary" collateral damage in the fight for equality?

I fucking see that shit when you call for defunding or abolishing police while portraying your idea of a disgusting police officer as a fat man stuffing his face with donuts while you call that man a pig.

I see that shit when you make political cartoons about corrupt CEOs and greedy politicians and purposefully choose to draw those characters fat.

I see it when you portray your stereotypical republican as a bigoted fat person

I see it when you make the bigoted villains in your movies fat while simultaneously not having a single other fat character in the film.

You claim to want equality? Then fucking act like it. Fat bodies should not be sacrificed so you can have a laugh or connect morality to our appearance for an easy metaphor. You care about literally everyone else who is marginalized. You would never even DREAM of vilifying the bodies of other oppressed groups. To be honest, your hypocrisy is worse than the massive hypocrisy from republicans.

I can be your boyfriend. I can also be your girlfriend. The options are limitless. Except it has to be gay

Wade is always winning at the pay attention to me game.

In this case grand prize is hour long lecture about spiders reproduction (and also genetics, don't forget the genetics ;P)