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i opened your blog and was immediately smacked with "This post contains filtered tags" like four times in a row

i don't know what that means, but I'm gonna take it as a compliment. thank you pookie!! ♡♡♡

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10 months ago

Can you do mischa x strange reader (the grind never stops)

absolutely, the grind is never over. get your money up not your funny up

he loves ur vibe, and honestly? he fucks with it. you pull up fifteen minutes to the function with dirt on your pants, a new hair color, and nothing to lose? he welcomes you in without batting an eye.

if you don't have many friends, he'll always hang out with you. you're the only one at the lunch table? not anymore. he doesn't care how many weird looks he gets. he loves you no matter what

if you have odd/niche interests, he'll listen to you ramble for hours. especially if you're on a phone call. he'll put his headphones in and just listen to you talk for as long as he can. it makes him feel less lonely when hes at home as well

the dates y'all go on are amazing. exploring the forest, finding bones, going to abandoned places, it's always so fun. the movies? nah, you and mischa going on a whole adventure.

he will take interest in ur hyperfixations/special interests. you like this specific thing? he's researching it day and night. that's your favorite movie? it's on all the time, even while he sleeps.

if anyone ever bullies you about being strange and you don't want him to fight them, he has other ways of handling it. he'll basically stalk the person every chance he gets till he sees them doing something weird, and he'll just bully them for that. oh, your bully tripped in the hallway? this is going on national news

if you're in any clubs/extracurricular stuff that you don't have many friends in or that isn't that popular, he'll join it in a heartbeat. it doesn't matter what it is. he'll dive in headfirst into whatever you like with zero information beforehand.


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10 months ago

@kiyomi-86

mischa and reader bonding over having a bad home life

y'all are always hanging out after school whenever you can. whether its at the park or at the store, you're always away from home together. sometimes you even sneak into abandoned places to get some alone time

you guys are always texting when you're stuck at home. mischa would get y'all burner phones if he had too. there's never a time of day where you aren't talking (unless you're sleeping ofc)

when you get into arguments with your family or anything bad happens, he's right there. like give him fifteen minutes and he'll just find a way to get there. most of the time he'll just sneak through your window.

when he does get there, he brings snacks. they're not the greatest snacks, since it's just whatever he could find from home, but they definitely help. he makes sure you eat and drink something, especially if you struggle with it.

then it's just straight up cuddles. like he'll hold you for hours if that's what you need. your head resting on his chest as he rubs his hand up and down your back, holding you tightly.

it's rare, but sometimes you'll catch him crying as well. normally in the school bathroom or janitors closet. he'll try to hide it from you, but he's not great at it. please be nice to him, his moms the only ever person to comfort him when he cried

just hug him. tell him that it'll be okay, and that you love him. it helps him more than you can understand. (hes probably got a drink in his hand too, make sure he doesn't have too much)

going off of that, he always offers you some. he won't pressure you to drink it, but he just wants to help. if you do say yes, then its gonna be a long night. he's got tons for both of you. just, don't ask where its from.


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1 year ago

im not an artist btw

Im Not An Artist Btw
What If You Swapped Their Color Pallets…
What If You Swapped Their Color Pallets…

What if you swapped their color pallets…


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10 months ago

Can you do mischa x short reader headcanons??

ive found my people

he definitely leans on you. he rests his elbow on your head as he talks to other people, or if hes just scrolling on his phone

if you can't reach things, you better assume it's because he put things there. he likes it when you need him to reach stuff. for your birthday one of the gifts he got you was a step stool

one of his favorite things is seeing his clothes on you. you wearing his hoodies or boxers even makes him go feral. hes never had much, so he loves that you're his, and his alone.

he tries to get you clothes but over estimates just how small you are. he ends up getting clothes five times too small for you. plus, he can't figure out the american clothing sizes for the life of him

going off of that, you always have to shop with him. if you don't, he'd pick the most crazy wish dot com outfits that are probably too big. he loves it though. especially when he gets to pick out clothes for you (he always picks the most revealing clothes)

when cuddling, you're almost always laying on his chest. you help ground him, and he always sleeps so much better when you're around.

sometimes if you're walking too slow, he'll just pick you up. like i swear to god he'll just grab you and throw you over his shoulder. especially when you're in school. its incredibly embarrassing, but he couldn't care less. you have classes to get to, and your little legs couldn't get there fast enough.

he'll tease you about your height, but he'll do it in Ukrainian so you have no clue. you'll think he's calling you sweet names but he's really just saying "shortie" or "short stack". he'll never tell you though

please request more mischa this was so fun 😭


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10 months ago

guys please this has been in my head for days now i need to write about it 💀 btw sorry im censoring a lot i got parental controls and im def not supposed to have mybphone (sub!mischa bachinski x reader. getting caught) also i used google translate so sorry if its bad

Guys Please This Has Been In My Head For Days Now I Need To Write About It 💀 Btw Sorry Im Censoring

He bite his tongue as you left marks on his skin. His school uniform discarded on the floor with his shirt buttoned down. He tangled his hands in your hair and tugged slightly. The rest of the choir was right outside the door, seeing as you were both in the supply closet.

His chest heaved up and down as he tried to stay quiet. You moved your m0uth down and rubbed your hands up and down the side of his torso. "..д-дитина" He muttered under his breath. The sounds of the choir outside the door slowly got drowned out.

His hands moved from your hair to the back of your neck as you unbuckled his belt. He bit his bottom lip as he watched you. "о Боже-" He whisperer quietly. Right as he said that, the door flung open.

"Mischa? We were looking for y-" Constance said as quickly as she stopped. Her eyes widened and she ran out the door, slamming it behind her.

"лайно" He quickly sat up and got dressed, you stood up as well. "I must go, I'm sorry" He gave you a quick peck on your cheek as he ran out, hoping to get to Constance before Ocean or anyone else did.


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1 year ago

Hi! I love your fics! Could u do Mha characters after having a fight? Maybe with Bakugo,izuku,aizawa and denki! (U can just choose one if u want or add more) Thank u ❤️

Authors Notes: omg thank you so much! absolutely i can. and in these yall are dating (also these arent my gifs)

Tags: Fluff, Some Swear words

Trigger Warnings: Scars?

Hi! I Love Your Fics! Could U Do Mha Characters After Having A Fight? Maybe With Bakugo,izuku,aizawa

MHA Characters after getting in a fight

Bakugou Katsuki

Hi! I Love Your Fics! Could U Do Mha Characters After Having A Fight? Maybe With Bakugo,izuku,aizawa

bakugou wants to punch someone after the fight but poor baby is too tired

he has so much angst and frustration that he wants to get out but his bleeding fists and drooping eyes wont let him

so he'll just storm off angrily to your dorm

he'd slam open the door just stare at you before awkwardly saying

"you busy?"

bakugou's voice is so fried from yelling that its just a raspy whisper

when you say no (because nobody else is getting into fights at 4 pm)

he closes your door and just crawls into your arms

after about 5 minutes of just sitting in your arms, he'll eventually start venting to you about what happened

(honestly his raspy tired voice is so hot like fjkdlahdj)

Izuku Midoriya

Hi! I Love Your Fics! Could U Do Mha Characters After Having A Fight? Maybe With Bakugo,izuku,aizawa

deku is definitely injured

but at this point hes used to it

so unless he has a broken bone, hes booking it to your dorm

struggling to hold back tears

he'll knock on your door and behind it you'll hear a small shaky voice

"can i come in?"

his sad voice broke your heart

he comes in and deku has scars and injuries everywhere

and as soon as he closes the door, he starts crying even harder (somehow)

deku just needs someone to cry to

he'll ask you to help him with his wounds

and as you pull out your first aid kit (because lord knows how many times deku has gotten hurt)

he starts crying and venting to you

but not about the fight

deku has been in so many fights

about how he felt he could've been so much better and how he felt he let everyone down

(im breaking my own heart rn ong)

he is so sad about it, even if he won the fight

so deku just holds you in his arms crying as you heal his wounds

Aizawa

Hi! I Love Your Fics! Could U Do Mha Characters After Having A Fight? Maybe With Bakugo,izuku,aizawa

(i got no clue how to spell his first name)

aizawa has had his fair share of fights

he isnt frustrated or crying about it

bro just needs a nap

he's tired of everyone's bullshit and just needs some rest

so as soon as aizawa gets home, he'll pop into your room to check in on you quickly

but as soon as he confirms that you're alive and well, hes going straight to the bed

aizawa probably wraps himself in like, 8 blankets and just sleeps

if you join him, he wont fight it

he'll just sleepily mumble something and plop the blankets on top of you

i don't think aizawa is much of a cuddler

although he does appreciate you being there

and if you dont join him, he doesn't really care

he's already dead asleep

so basically, bro just needs a nap


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1 year ago

Random Calvin Fischoeder Headcannons 2

sorry i was gone for a while im lazy

this man spoils you like crazy

he is so touch starved its sad. please be patient with him, he needs time to prep for cuddling

he definitely twirls his hair in his hands when he is alone

if your coming with him to his fancy rich people parties he will probably hold a firm hand on your waist just to show the others your his

he loves babies but all babies are afraid of him. he gets so sad when they cry because of him

definitely is the big spoon. he loves to have control.

he also loves when you lay on his chest, it helps him sleep

he doesn't really know how to comfort people when theyre down, so if your sad he would just offer you some gin or rosé

definitely confessed to you on the ferris wheel or some wonder warf ride (probably not a rollar coaster though)

i feel like if you wanted a pet he would get you a tiny white fluffy Pomeranian because it looks like him

or he would get a white cat to match him

felix would get your advice on how to help him and his relationship with fanny

but he would get so mad at you if you told him to break up her


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10 months ago

Can you do mischa x alternative reader??

yayayayayay!! (i assume you mean alt clothing like punk, goth, emo, scene, etc)

if anyone makes any weird comments about you and your style, he'd definitely "deal with them". he'd never do it all in front of you though, the last thing he wants is to ruin his pretty partners outfit.

when he stays the night at your house (which is often) he lets you practice make up on him. it'd be adorable. you'd be sat on his lap, his arms holding your waist and all your make up to the side. he'd definitely struggle to keep his eyes open when you do mascara

mischa loves to help you pick out your outfit everyday. it's his favorite thing. he especially loves helping you choose what jewelry you're gonna wear. he helps you put every necklace on and makes sure none of them get stuck in your hair.

going off of that ↑ if you ever made him a bracelet or anything like that, he would never take it off. day and night, he'd wear it. i bet if you got him earrings he'd get his ears pierced just so he could wear them.

let him comb your hair please 😭 he finds it so relaxing. it reminds him of his mom. when they had nothing to do together, that's how they would bond. he'll never ask to comb it out right though. he'll just ask if you need any help, and pray you say yes

show him your music! he'd take inspiration from it for his own. he'd probably attempt to make alt music for you, but he doesn't really understand how to and he uses way too much autotune :( it's still super sweet though

every time you go shopping/thrifting he asks to come with you. even if he can't afford anything, he just loved spending time with you and watching your eyes light up when you find something cute (he'd probably ask to go into the changing room with you ;3)

omg this is so fun im twirling my hair rn 💀 im in love with this man


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10 months ago

Can you do Mischa x stoner reader??

yes :3 (i don't do that stuff so sorry if it's inaccurate. not hate, I'm just too young in my state )

i actually think that hes never tried it before you. he's never had the money or tools to get some. he definitely wants to though.

he always joins you. you're skipping school to take a "break"? so is he. i can imagine both of y'all sneaking through the emergency exit in the chorus room together. you better pray ocean doesn't catch you

he really doesn't mind the smell, but if you do he'll try to hide it after. he'd probably start keeping cologne and your perfume on him for afterwards.

he thinks you're so hot when you're high. especially if you get cuddly or touchy. he has so many photos of you. just like rummaging through the kitchen when you have the munchies or downing water when you get cotton mouth.

i feel like he'd definitely have those cringe colorful posters with that plant and the sunglasses. you know what i mean? like that pointy leaf with a goofy smile and tie die behind it? please tell me I'm not tweakin i always see it in the movies

sometimes when stuff gets really bad with his parents he gets super high and calls you to come over. you sneak into the basement and see him sprawled over his tiny bed, staring at the ceiling, not even processing that you're here.

he loves getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when y'all are together 💀 like taking a puff and then kissing? god he loves it. it makes him forget about everything else in the world except you. it's when hes the most relaxed


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1 year ago

My requesting rules if u wanna request something.

(If you want a full story please specify, if not, it will probably be in bulleted short sentences.)

My Requesting Rules If U Wanna Request Something.

What I will do

Smut

Gore

Fluff

Angst

Comfort

One Shots

Character x Reader

Character x Character

Canon x Oc

LGBTQIA+ stories

Drug Usage/Abuse

Alcohol Usage/Abuse

Sh, Suicide, Mental Illness Comfort

Platonic Relationships

Romantic Relationships

Paternal Relationships

Male Reader

Female Reader

Gn! Reader

What I won't do

Pedophila

Smut of Minors

Incest

Non/con

Long Stories ( Like 3 parts max )

My Requesting Rules If U Wanna Request Something.

Fanbases

👍 = Experienced

🤔 = Not Experienced

🤠 = In Between

Bob's Burgers 🍔

Calvin Fischoeder 👍

Grover Fischoeder 🤔

Felix Fischoeder 🤔

Jimmy Pesto 🤔

Umbrella Academy ☂️

Klaus Hargreeves 👍

Five Hargreeves 👍

Ben Hargreeves ( Sparrow or Umbrella ) 🤠

Encanto 🏘️

Camilo Madrigal 👍

Isabella Madrigal 🤔

Luisa Madrigal 🤠

Dolores Madrigal 🤔

My Hero Academia 🦸

Shota Aizawa 👍

Izuku Midoriya 🤠

Katsuki Bakugou 👍

Denki Kaminari 🤔

Ejirou Kirishima 🤠

Marvel 🦾

Loki 👍

Steven Strange 🤔

Tony Stark 🤠

Mobius 👍

Monica Rambeau 🤠

ATSV 🕷️

Miles Morales 👍

Hobie Brown 🤠

Super Mario Brothers 👨‍🔧

Luigi 👍

Princess Peach 🤔

Undertale 💀

Sans (please specify au) 👍

Alphys 🤔

Undyne 🤔

Papyrus 👍

Frisk 🤠

Lorax 🌲

Onceler 👍

Percy Jackson 🌊

Percy Jackson 👍

Annabeth Chase 🤠

Grover 👍

Nico DeAngelo 🤠

Leo Valdez 👍

Jason Grace 🤔

Piper Mclean 🤔

The Amazing Digital Circus 🎪

Jax 👍

Ragatha 🤠

Ride The Cyclone 🎢

Mischa👍

Noel 🤠

Ricky 🤠

Constance 🤠

Ocean 🤔

It 🤡

Richie Tozier 🤠

Bill Denbrough 👍

Beverly Marsh 🤠


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