Random Calvin Fischoeder Headcannons 2

Random Calvin Fischoeder Headcannons 2

sorry i was gone for a while im lazy

this man spoils you like crazy

he is so touch starved its sad. please be patient with him, he needs time to prep for cuddling

he definitely twirls his hair in his hands when he is alone

if your coming with him to his fancy rich people parties he will probably hold a firm hand on your waist just to show the others your his

he loves babies but all babies are afraid of him. he gets so sad when they cry because of him

definitely is the big spoon. he loves to have control.

he also loves when you lay on his chest, it helps him sleep

he doesn't really know how to comfort people when theyre down, so if your sad he would just offer you some gin or rosรฉ

definitely confessed to you on the ferris wheel or some wonder warf ride (probably not a rollar coaster though)

i feel like if you wanted a pet he would get you a tiny white fluffy Pomeranian because it looks like him

or he would get a white cat to match him

felix would get your advice on how to help him and his relationship with fanny

but he would get so mad at you if you told him to break up her

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10 months ago

pls write more for mischa!! i love the way you write for him :))

sure! tysm (angsty cuz i feel like i've been too joyous recently >:3)

one time when he you were doing your hair in front of him, he handed you a kerchief. you didn't understand it, until he helped you put it in your hair. he said it reminded him of his mom.

i know this may be controversial, but i feel like he wouldn't want kids. he never had a father figure, so he doesn't know what a good one looks like. hes afraid that if something ever happened to him, he'd leave his child accidentally like his mom did.

he despises most of the teachers because they remind him of his adoptive parents. the way they dress and act just makes him think of them. when the teachers display concern for mischa, he thinks hes either in trouble or being made fun of since somebody caring for him seeks like such a foreign concept.

i think the reason he wears hats so much is because he pulls at his hair. when he's left alone in the basement, it's one of the ways he tries to cope. he thinks he deserves it for burdening people with his existence.

he loves hard because he doesn't love himself. he has so much passion and emotions, but he physically can't give them to himself. so he passes them onto you. he views himself as unlovable.

he thinks if he was just better, maybe people would stay for him. maybe if he wasn't so aggressive or scary people wouldn't leave so easily. he keeps his walls up so he doesn't get hurt. but deep down, he hates who he's become.

mischa absolutely despises airplanes because it reminds him of the flight from ukraine to america. the mourning and pain he felt as he was forced to leave everything he's ever known never goes away. he'd rather drive instead.

let him ramble about his interests please ๐Ÿ˜ญ when he was younger (like a child) he had no one to talk to. he was left home alone for hours on end. he used to talk to his toys about the stuff he liked, just so he wouldn't be lonely.

he hugs himself. he'll put a pillow in front of him and wrap his arms around himself, then close his eyes. he'd never tell or show anyone, but it's the fastest way he can fall asleep or calm down.


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10 months ago

Can you do Mischa x stoner reader??

yes :3 (i don't do that stuff so sorry if it's inaccurate. not hate, I'm just too young in my state )

i actually think that hes never tried it before you. he's never had the money or tools to get some. he definitely wants to though.

he always joins you. you're skipping school to take a "break"? so is he. i can imagine both of y'all sneaking through the emergency exit in the chorus room together. you better pray ocean doesn't catch you

he really doesn't mind the smell, but if you do he'll try to hide it after. he'd probably start keeping cologne and your perfume on him for afterwards.

he thinks you're so hot when you're high. especially if you get cuddly or touchy. he has so many photos of you. just like rummaging through the kitchen when you have the munchies or downing water when you get cotton mouth.

i feel like he'd definitely have those cringe colorful posters with that plant and the sunglasses. you know what i mean? like that pointy leaf with a goofy smile and tie die behind it? please tell me I'm not tweakin i always see it in the movies

sometimes when stuff gets really bad with his parents he gets super high and calls you to come over. you sneak into the basement and see him sprawled over his tiny bed, staring at the ceiling, not even processing that you're here.

he loves getting ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ when y'all are together ๐Ÿ’€ like taking a puff and then kissing? god he loves it. it makes him forget about everything else in the world except you. it's when hes the most relaxed


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10 months ago

Can you do mischa x strange reader (the grind never stops)

absolutely, the grind is never over. get your money up not your funny up

he loves ur vibe, and honestly? he fucks with it. you pull up fifteen minutes to the function with dirt on your pants, a new hair color, and nothing to lose? he welcomes you in without batting an eye.

if you don't have many friends, he'll always hang out with you. you're the only one at the lunch table? not anymore. he doesn't care how many weird looks he gets. he loves you no matter what

if you have odd/niche interests, he'll listen to you ramble for hours. especially if you're on a phone call. he'll put his headphones in and just listen to you talk for as long as he can. it makes him feel less lonely when hes at home as well

the dates y'all go on are amazing. exploring the forest, finding bones, going to abandoned places, it's always so fun. the movies? nah, you and mischa going on a whole adventure.

he will take interest in ur hyperfixations/special interests. you like this specific thing? he's researching it day and night. that's your favorite movie? it's on all the time, even while he sleeps.

if anyone ever bullies you about being strange and you don't want him to fight them, he has other ways of handling it. he'll basically stalk the person every chance he gets till he sees them doing something weird, and he'll just bully them for that. oh, your bully tripped in the hallway? this is going on national news

if you're in any clubs/extracurricular stuff that you don't have many friends in or that isn't that popular, he'll join it in a heartbeat. it doesn't matter what it is. he'll dive in headfirst into whatever you like with zero information beforehand.


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10 months ago

@kiyomi-86

mischa and reader bonding over having a bad home life

y'all are always hanging out after school whenever you can. whether its at the park or at the store, you're always away from home together. sometimes you even sneak into abandoned places to get some alone time

you guys are always texting when you're stuck at home. mischa would get y'all burner phones if he had too. there's never a time of day where you aren't talking (unless you're sleeping ofc)

when you get into arguments with your family or anything bad happens, he's right there. like give him fifteen minutes and he'll just find a way to get there. most of the time he'll just sneak through your window.

when he does get there, he brings snacks. they're not the greatest snacks, since it's just whatever he could find from home, but they definitely help. he makes sure you eat and drink something, especially if you struggle with it.

then it's just straight up cuddles. like he'll hold you for hours if that's what you need. your head resting on his chest as he rubs his hand up and down your back, holding you tightly.

it's rare, but sometimes you'll catch him crying as well. normally in the school bathroom or janitors closet. he'll try to hide it from you, but he's not great at it. please be nice to him, his moms the only ever person to comfort him when he cried

just hug him. tell him that it'll be okay, and that you love him. it helps him more than you can understand. (hes probably got a drink in his hand too, make sure he doesn't have too much)

going off of that, he always offers you some. he won't pressure you to drink it, but he just wants to help. if you do say yes, then its gonna be a long night. he's got tons for both of you. just, don't ask where its from.


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10 months ago

Can you do mischa x alternative reader??

yayayayayay!! (i assume you mean alt clothing like punk, goth, emo, scene, etc)

if anyone makes any weird comments about you and your style, he'd definitely "deal with them". he'd never do it all in front of you though, the last thing he wants is to ruin his pretty partners outfit.

when he stays the night at your house (which is often) he lets you practice make up on him. it'd be adorable. you'd be sat on his lap, his arms holding your waist and all your make up to the side. he'd definitely struggle to keep his eyes open when you do mascara

mischa loves to help you pick out your outfit everyday. it's his favorite thing. he especially loves helping you choose what jewelry you're gonna wear. he helps you put every necklace on and makes sure none of them get stuck in your hair.

going off of that โ†‘ if you ever made him a bracelet or anything like that, he would never take it off. day and night, he'd wear it. i bet if you got him earrings he'd get his ears pierced just so he could wear them.

let him comb your hair please ๐Ÿ˜ญ he finds it so relaxing. it reminds him of his mom. when they had nothing to do together, that's how they would bond. he'll never ask to comb it out right though. he'll just ask if you need any help, and pray you say yes

show him your music! he'd take inspiration from it for his own. he'd probably attempt to make alt music for you, but he doesn't really understand how to and he uses way too much autotune :( it's still super sweet though

every time you go shopping/thrifting he asks to come with you. even if he can't afford anything, he just loved spending time with you and watching your eyes light up when you find something cute (he'd probably ask to go into the changing room with you ;3)

omg this is so fun im twirling my hair rn ๐Ÿ’€ im in love with this man


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1 year ago

not sure if u done anything like this but aizawa having a sibling or daughter. Like a younger sister or daughter who he teaches and do some type of angst with them. Like him not paying much attention to her or sheโ€™s caught doing something (like smoking,drugs). Something like that. Thank you

Aizawa Catching His Younger Sibling Sm-king

Authors Note: yes i can, thank you for requesting! and sorry if this is bad. (also this is not my gif)

Warnings: Sm-king

Tags: Angst, Fluff, Gn! Reader

Not Sure If U Done Anything Like This But Aizawa Having A Sibling Or Daughter. Like A Younger Sister

your aizawas little sibling, and your in his class.

and recently, youve picked up sm-king

but sm-king isnt allowed in the building, so you have to do it secretly

and today is no different

your just chilling in your dorm, sitting in the window and sm-king

your thoughts are racing a million miles an hour, and this feels like the only way to calm them down

but you're hacking and coughing a lot, no matter how hard you try not to

its 1 am though, so you think that nobody is awake to hear you

except a tired hero, who just got done grading papers named aizawa

hes walking back to his dorm to go to bed

and he passes a dorm room, that smells awful, like skunk

he hears somebody coughing, pretty badly

and he knows that the person inside that dorm isnt sleeping

he opens the door slightly, to see whos inside

and he sees you, his own little sibling, sm-king on the window sill.

almost immediately, he runs up and grabs the thing that you're sm-king (i know nothing about dr-gs sorry)

your startled and by instinct, you go to swing at him

but right before you hit him, you see aizawas concerned and angry face staring right at you

"kid, what the f-ck are you doing?"

hes actually really pissed, but hes too tired to show it

you try to tell him that its just a one time thing, but aizawa can see all the used dr-gs all around the room (again in sorry i dont know anything about drugs)

"i know damn well that this isnt a one time thing, dont lie to me. why are you doing this?"

your shocked. you thought that aizawa would yell and scream at you for sm-king, but hes just worried

eventually, you just let everything out

you vent about everything that's been bothering you, how you got the dr-gs, how you used them, etc

and aizawa just listens, without a single judgmental look or saying

and when your finished, aizawas eyes look glassy with tears.

but hes holding them back for you

"thats awful, im sorry that i wasnt here for you. but, you know that dr-gs are the best way to deal with this, right?"

you nod your head slowly

"but, its too late now. and im going to help you. im here for you, and im not leaving"

you look at him confused and you ask him how

"im gonna help you quit, and you are not in this alone.. i know that i havent been the best older brother, and im sorry. but i will not allow you to struggle with this alone for any longer"

he rubs your head and tries to give you an empathic smile, but hes not great at it

aizawa takes out his phone and together, you research good ways to quit.


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1 year ago

i opened your blog and was immediately smacked with "This post contains filtered tags" like four times in a row

i don't know what that means, but I'm gonna take it as a compliment. thank you pookie!! โ™กโ™กโ™ก

1 year ago

hello! i was wondering if you could make a fic even a short one on how bakugou (boyfriend) would react to seeing the (old) scars on your wrist for the first time. Just how he'd react for not noticing it before and stuff.

Authors Notes: omg yes i can! your my first person to request something so thank you so much. if you wanted a longer story im sorry. (also this is not my gif)

Trigger Warning: S-lf H-rm

Tags: Angst, Fluff, Gender Neutral Reader, Like One Use of y/n

Bakugou seeing your old SH scars.

Hello! I Was Wondering If You Could Make A Fic Even A Short One On How Bakugou (boyfriend) Would React

yall would probably just be chilling in his dorm

like having a little date night or romantic sleepover

and you just changed into your pajamas and they show a lot more skin than the outfits that you usually wear

you both were probably just scrolling on your phones together or watching tv, then bakugou got bored. he just started looking around in curiousity

then he looked at your revealed skin, and kinda started looking at it. he did end up dating the hottest person in the world, so he might as well admire them

but his heart dropped when he saw tons of old, small sc-rs all along your skin. they seemed healed which was good, but that didnt bother bakugou the most

his voice sounded small and a tad bit scared when he spoke "hey y/n..?"

you looked at him confused. he normally never sounds this scared unless something is really wrong. so you ask what's up

"those sc-rs look pretty bad, and before you say anything. dont lie to me, i know that you couldn't have gotten that many sc-rs that bad from training"

his voice sounded a bit harsh, but you knew that he was just scared and worried.

your eyes widened in fear when he pointed them out. you quickly grab a blanket and cover yourself before trying to lie your way out of the situation. but its too late

bakugou knew what those sc-rs were from, he wasnt an idiot.

when he spoke, his voice now sounded a bit shaky. and his eyes looked glassy, it seemed as if he was holding back tears

"no, dont lie. i know that you got those from s-lf h-rm." bakugou takes a deep breath "but.. why?"

his red eyes shimmered with held back tears as he waited for you to answer him. he was so worried but he didnt want to show you.

eventually, you told him why you s-lf h-rmed (idk why you did). it took a lot of courage to open up to bakugou, and he realizes that.

when you're done, you look up to bakugou for his reaction. although your teary eyes slightly blur up the view

bakugou has a few dried tears on his cheek. and he looks like a lost puppy. his eyes are wide with worry and concern.

he never really had comfort and support for his mental health growing up. this whole concept of opening up to your loved ones is still kinda stange for him

"im sorry, i.. i had no idea" he doesnt really know what to say, but he'll be damned if he doesnt try his best.

"but, just come to me the next time that you feel like doing this. i cant have you going around with bloody sc-rs like its nobodies business."

he looks at you and your teary eyes. he thinks for a moment, but then he opens his arms for you to climb into.

you slowly climb into his arms and onto his lap. his arms go around your torso as your arms goes behind his.

and you guys just kinda stay there for a while, not saying anything. its a comfortable silence, and you both definitely need it.

eventually after god knows how long, bakugou whispers into your ear "why didnt you tell me sooner?"

bakugou was worring this whole time about why you didnt tell him. was he not trust worthy? did he do something wrong?

you sooth his worries by telling him that you were just scared of what he would say, and if we would take it well.

a wave of relief washes over his body when you say that. he thought that he did something wrong.

then, he says "good. this better not be my fault."

he pauses to think for a bit.

"do you need food?"

he couldnt think of many other ways to comfort you, so this will have to so.

happily, the two of you walk into the kitchen for dinner, and prepare to spend a whole lot more time cuddling tonight.


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10 months ago

Can you do mischa x short reader headcanons??

ive found my people

he definitely leans on you. he rests his elbow on your head as he talks to other people, or if hes just scrolling on his phone

if you can't reach things, you better assume it's because he put things there. he likes it when you need him to reach stuff. for your birthday one of the gifts he got you was a step stool

one of his favorite things is seeing his clothes on you. you wearing his hoodies or boxers even makes him go feral. hes never had much, so he loves that you're his, and his alone.

he tries to get you clothes but over estimates just how small you are. he ends up getting clothes five times too small for you. plus, he can't figure out the american clothing sizes for the life of him

going off of that, you always have to shop with him. if you don't, he'd pick the most crazy wish dot com outfits that are probably too big. he loves it though. especially when he gets to pick out clothes for you (he always picks the most revealing clothes)

when cuddling, you're almost always laying on his chest. you help ground him, and he always sleeps so much better when you're around.

sometimes if you're walking too slow, he'll just pick you up. like i swear to god he'll just grab you and throw you over his shoulder. especially when you're in school. its incredibly embarrassing, but he couldn't care less. you have classes to get to, and your little legs couldn't get there fast enough.

he'll tease you about your height, but he'll do it in Ukrainian so you have no clue. you'll think he's calling you sweet names but he's really just saying "shortie" or "short stack". he'll never tell you though

please request more mischa this was so fun ๐Ÿ˜ญ


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10 months ago

Can you do Mischa x reader w/ piercings??

bro u are feeding me with requests thank you

he is on your ass about cleaning them. everyday when you get to school he checks on them, just making sure they aren't infected.

if they are infected he pretends to be annoyed but hes just genuinely worried. he cleans them and takes them out as gently as he can, but rolls his eyes and pretends he doesn't care as much as he does

if you have lip piercings, he's always extra careful when he kisses you. if it's fresh or hurting, he'll just kiss you on your hand or forehead.

he'll never say anything till he's done but whens hes alone at home he takes the scraps he stole from school and try to make you new piercings. they're little hearts with clay he stole from art class ๐Ÿ˜ญ

get his ears pierced with him! he'd be so happy that he has something in common with you. he'd probably get matching earrings as well. (can you imagine him with gauges? ๐Ÿ”ฅ he'd be so fine)

if you ever get into a fight (you're dating mischa, so you probably will) he'll help you take out all your piercings before hand. he doesn't want them getting ripped out of your skin. although he has one hundred percent faith that you'll win anyways

if you have some ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ piercings he loves them so much more. like if he can see them poking through your shirt? he's redder than oceans hair. especially if it's in school

please let him pick out some cool piercings for you when you're shopping. he loves seeing you with the stuff he picked out.


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