And I'll Do It Again

man if i could shapeshift the stimming potential would be Unlimited

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Perona daddy said he was on call

Me: yeah we're tying the knot next week

Werewolf fiance who's never heard that phrase: we're going to what

i never know how to act around binary queers who say things like "i love u women 🥰 men dni 😠" because i'm a woman, man & genderless being simultaneously. my gender fluctuates by the hour. so, like. is any detectable amount of man™ just unacceptable to you? or does my woman percentage™ cancel that out? & how do you feel about my genderless percentage™?

many of you claim to LOVE nonbinary people & yet refuse to let go of your binaries. help lol.

I made this and put it in a reblog but I'm still chortling so I'm giving it its own post

It's been so long since Hamilton saved the queen that he doesn't even have a queen left for him to save