Man If I Could Shapeshift The Stimming Potential Would Be Unlimited

Butler! Fetch me my going out pronouns.

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

vampire: My darling, my eternal flame, my heart's joy taken human form... you simply must drink water your blood tastes like shit.

if the esteban to haas rumours are true then haas is gonna be the lankiest team on the paddock. the sheer amount of noodle limb that ollie and esteban would have combined would eliminate all competitors

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

damn this sport so rich no-one knows what a union is. make a fucking union you IDIOTS. one of you, at least, has to know how.

C'est donc ça le multivers??

Because someone is on the ball, Turner Classic is playing (among other WWII films) The Great Dictator today.

If you haven't seen it, please do. It was produced by Charlie Chaplin in the late 1930s, when it became clear that the war was going to happen, and came out in 1940 after it had started. Essentially, Chaplin realized that his famous mustache was about to be usurped forever by a fascist, and that fascist was going to kill a lot more people in the future than he had already.

It's a parody, made before the worst horrors of the Nazi regime were known to the general public, so there is discomfort here (if you've seen Disney's Der Fuhrer's Face, you'll get the idea), but the movie ends with Chaplin essentially saying "fuck it, no one else seems to be speaking out about this and I'm going to use my platform to do that."

For context, this character is a Jew who has been mistaken for the dictator (for obvious mustache-related reasons), and has been sent onstage at a rally to give a speech. Instead of trying to impersonate Hitler, he says what he really thinks. And keep in mind, Chaplin was coming out of semi-retirement for this. It was the first time most people had ever heard him speak, and this is what he said:

100% agree with the bottom five but Tesco at number one?? DUNNES OVER SV???

I'd say for me it's SV at number one, then Lidl then Tesco then Dunnes. Also honourable mention to QuickPick, it's not really a supermarket but they had banger chicken fillet rolls

Ranking will out once I'm home 😂 but I want you to know that SuperValu was once #2 (no one can beat Tesco) purely because they had M&Ms. AND NOW THEY DON'T ANYMORE C'EST SCANDALEUX

Soooo excited to see the full list I hope you know I will be debating