Matthew: You consider me a friend?
Cordelia: Sure. What else would I consider you?
Matthew: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your family? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?
Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-
Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.
Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater
Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit
Kit: Come on guys, let’s just hug it out!
Jem, Tessa, Mina and Kit: [struggle into group hug]
Jem: Ok, who took my wallet?
Kit: Sorry
Matthew: I don't know where James is, but I can sense that he's ok. It's like we share the same brain.
Lucie: Who has it now?
Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me
Jace: Well, you raised me
Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-
Jace: No
*Looks over to Clary*
Valentine: You’re like a son to me-
Clary: I’m out
Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE
Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave
*Jem giving Kit a present*
Jem: Happy birthday, Kit! I hope you love it. I’m sorry I couldn’t find any wrapping paper, so I wrapped it in hundred-dollar bills.
Kit: I love it already
Matthias:
Will: How do you always know when I’m sad?
Jem: Well, you look sad and you haven’t said anything mean to Gabriel for like 3 hours.
Jem: Oh, and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why.”
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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