Tessa: Can I Please Stay In Your Room?

Tessa: Can I please stay in your room?

Jem: Why?

Tessa: Will and I played with a Ouija board and we cursed mine

Tessa: and Will isn’t much help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells: “Does this look like a hotel to you?!”

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3 years ago

Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-

Fire Alarm: Beep

Jem: Don’t interrupt me

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

i love how jessamine, despite being a prisoner of the silent city and terrified, still had it in her to sass tessa's fashion sense and the fact that she was making out with jem in the carriage. she's still kind of the best for that even if she's generally terrible.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Imagine not praying to James Carstairs every night... couldn't be me 🙏🏼

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

I’m fine. This is all fine.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

If you ever feel happy, just remember that your favorite character probably hates you and will call you a whiny little bitch for crying over them ;)

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Diego: WHERE ARE MY SHOES?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: Come on guys, let’s just hug it out!

Jem, Tessa, Mina and Kit: [struggle into group hug]

Jem: Ok, who took my wallet?

Kit: Sorry

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I think I found a way to make money

Gabriel: You'd make a decent stripper

Will: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

The way that Emma nearly drowned and it turned Julian into a human GPS

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I don’t play favorites

[at the dinner table]

Tessa: Jem, can you pass the salt-

Will: Seriously, Tess! What the hell? You really have the audacity to doubt my beloved Jem’s ability to pass the salt? Let me tell you, James Carstairs is a GOD and he can do everything he sets his beautiful mind to, okay? Never let me hear you say such things again!

Tessa:

Jem:

Charlotte:

Church:

Will, sighing: I’m really sorry you had to go through that, Jem. Just so you know I’m here for you and I love you

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